YEA OR NEIGH: Do We Want DJ Pauly D To Shill Our Ice Cream?

As I was pulling media for my photocap of The City, I noticed — or rather, my peaceful state was loudly interrupted by — this ad for Baskin Robbins starring Jersey Shore mook, DJ Pauly D. I couldn’t help but think this was not a smart decision. After all, as likable as Pauly D is, …

The Perfect Mate For Snooki?

Watching Snooki dance alone on the Seaside Heights boardwalk last week, I immediately thought of one thing: this classic YouTube video of a pseudo-Pauly D shaking his thang in a similar beachside community; albeit in Mexico, not Jersey. Perhaps someday these two rhythm lovers will meet. Until then, we’ll just have the memories of their …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: End of a Good Situation

Sadness. The first pure, “innocent” season of Jersey Shore has come to an end, which means we’ll no longer have not just a surplus of fist fights and house music on TV, but also a profound lack of self-awareness. Yes, as Jersey Shore has gone on to become a pop culture sensation, its stars — …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Battle To House Music.

Sorry I’m a little behind with my photocapping duties. Last week’s double episode of Jersey Shore was a lot for me to take in. Granted, it was sort of the usual stuff: fist fights, booty calls, wide-scale butchering of the English language. This time, however, we got the added bonus of an Israeli stalker, and …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Creep Show

I gotta admit that Jersey Shore has grown on me immensely. At first, I didn’t really love it. The entire show felt like a low-rate version of The Real World, what with its shoddy production values and flashy visual flourishes (ie. fake film “noise” on screen). However, Jersey Shore has come a long way, baby, …