BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Double The Eviction, Double The Fun!

I’m back! For the moment. Sorry everyone, I’ve been working on some non-blog stuff that has totally monopolized my time. Despite that, I knew I just had to write something about this week’s double eviction episode of Big Brother, which was AH-MAH-ZING. I tend to love these “Big Brother Fast Forward” shows. They’re awkward, oddly-paced, …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 31 – Aviva Takes A Stand; Also, The Juicy Joe Phone Call, and Gallery Girls!

Language NSFW There was almost too much to cover on this week’s Watch What Crappens. Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I dive straight into the mess, starting with yet another bonkers episode of Real Housewives of New York City. We tackle everything from Sonja’s dog to Aviva’s charity to Ramona’s butt to …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Zingbot Zingeth

Ummmmmm… I’m fully aware that by the time I publish this Big Brother photocap, the next episode will have aired already on the East Coast. Oh well. Here’s all that really matters: Zingbot 3000 made its return, and this time, his spawn — Baby Zingbot — made an appearance too. Not going to lie, I …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Toast of the Town?

It’s been a while since I wrote a photocap for Real Housewives of New York City, and I can explain why very easily: I’m lazy. Truth is that I have more in common with Sonja Morgan than I’d like to admit. Basically, we both like to sit in bed and read about our “friends” in …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 30 – Toaster Madness on RHoNYC; Plus, Introducing the Gallery Girls

Language NSFW When it comes to women behaving badly, it doesn’t get much worse than the collective display of cattiness on Real Housewives of New York City and Gallery Girls. Luckily, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV) Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I are here to analyze it all on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. We …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade! (Or Dry Hump)

So much has happened since my last photocap of Big Brother 14. I took two episodes off, and I’d like to say it was to protest the ouster of Janelle, but honestly, I was just being lazy. I was, however, quite QUITE mad about Janelle’s eviction, but at the very least it came as a …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 29 – The One Where An Earthquake Hits in the Middle of the Podcast

Language NSFW This week’s Watch What Crappens is earth shaking. Literally. We had an earthquake in the middle of the podcast. Luckily, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I are all intrepid souls and managed to persevere, natural disasters be damned. When not cowering in a door frame, we gabbed mainly about Real …

B-Side Blog Now Has A Tumblr!

Did you know that B-Side Blog has a Tumblr? Probably not. That’s because it’s pretty new. I haven’t really explored Tumblr very much and don’t really know how to add functionality to it, but that’s okay. I don’t really need the bells and whistles. So why follow my tumblr? Well, because it features all the …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Goodbye Coaches, Hello Drama

Well, the coaches are dunzo on Big Brother 14, and I have to say that while I thoroughly enjoyed the idea of teams competing against each other, the ensuing chaos in the household has been a perfectly lovely alternative for me. The show has more or less been reset — as Chenbot happily declared on …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Reset It and Forget It

In a MOST. UNPREDICTABLE. AND SHOCKING way, the Big Brother house was turned upside down last night. Yes, America voted on whether or not the coaches would be allowed back into the game, and I can assure you that indeed America / CBS has declared it so! Memo to Big Brother: time to change the …