The Most Amazing Piece of Retro YouTube Junk You’ll See Today

If you’re looking to kill about nine minutes, check out this long lost footage from the 1984 American Music Awards. Back then, the award show sensitively featured categories like “Favorite Black Single” and “Favorite Black Album.” Things have changed a touch since then. Some things, however, are very much the same. Take, for example, Prince, …

SLOW YOUR ROLL: Beyoncé Is NOT Pregnant, mmkay?

“WHO THE HELL SAID I WAS PREGNANT??” Breaking, incredibly important news! Despite what was reported yesterday, Beyoncé is NOT pregnant with Jay-Z’s child. She is without child, according to her mother Tina. So please, please stop looking for the poof of white smoke flowing from the Vatican. As far as we know, Beyoncé is baby-free. …

Beyoncé Preggers With Soon To Be Sassy Baby

Reports are circulating that singer / dancer / Hamburger Helper enthusiast Beyoncé is pregnant with her first child by husband Jay-Z. According to Us Weekly, the superstar is in her first trimester, which means the true fun is really yet to come. I can only imagine what a preggers, hormonal Beyoncé is like. Something tells …

QUICK HIT: Is Whitney Port The Girl With No Gaydar?

We love young romance, and we also love Whitney Port. That being said, we also love gay speculation, and it seems like all three of these things have been bundled up into an egg roll of intrigue that has left us asking “Is Whitney dating a gay dude?” A gallery of Whit-Whit with her new …

QUICK HIT: Lindsay Lohan Failed Another Drug Test

Since I’m sometimes too lazy to compile the ‘And Whatnot’ feature, starting today, I will insert quick little items here and there as I come upon them. I will still do the And Whatnot too, but probably not until next week. I’m just trying to put up more content y’all! This just in: Lindsay Lohan …