Did you hear the news? Justin Bieber cut his hair! That’s right, the iconic bangs-pocalypse on his forehead is now gone, and in its place is a shaggier, scruffier coif that resembles my very own ‘do when I wake up in the morning (although, based on pillow angle and side-sleeping, my hair does have a …
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Does Cee Lo Green Maintain A Double Standard?
Cee Lo Green is having a Grammy party tonight for his much nominated song “Fuck You,” which as we all remember focuses on a regular guy who gets snubbed by his superficial, gold-digging girl. It’s an anthem for all of us who’ve been made to feel worthless by shallow jerks, which is perhaps why the …
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Harvard Picks Leno Over Conan. Typical.
I don’t always have kind thoughts for Harvard. Call me biased — I did attend rival school Dartmouth — but the latest example of Crimson head scratching has come courtesy of this year’s Hasty Pudding Award. While the selection of Julianne Moore is perfectly fine, I’m fairly perplexed about the choice of fellow honoree Jay …
Paz De La Huerta Puts Audrina’s Mom To Shame; Flashes Paps
I don’t really know who Paz De La Huerta is, but apparently she’s on Boardwalk Empire, and last night, she was “over served” at the Golden Globes. How drunk was she? Well, in the video above, she falls on her ass, stumbles around, and often dangles from her escort like a sad, broken sail. In …
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QUICK HIT: Mel Gibson Levels Anti-Semitic Comment at Winona Ryder
It’s now common knowledge that Mel Gibson is crazy, angry, and prone to impolite bon-mots, but for one star, this was all OLD NEWS. Winona Ryder recently told GQ that she encountered Mellers several years ago at a party, and he not only made anti-Semitic comments, but homophobic ones as well. Who would have thunk …
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DINNER AT THE GRIDDLE: Pancakes, Energy Drinks, and NOT Sam Worthington
Jodi, CEO and Founder of The Griddle Café. Last week I was invited to the “Holiday Media Breakfast for Dinner” held at The Griddle Café here in Hollywood, and naturally I was very excited. The Griddle Café is known for having the best pancakes in LA (not to mention some killer French toast), and back …
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Nicholas Cage Rants And Screams, Is Funny
Hey everyone, it’s Nicholas Cage screaming at a friend outside of a club in Europe! Fun times! Amusingly, last week I wound up getting invited to a party at Nicholas Cage’s house. I went expecting to see the sort of craziness exhibited above, but lo and behold, it was merely just a party at Nicholas …
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The Year In Review, As Told By Dolls
The good people of Newsweek must be a little bored. They compiled a Year-In-Review using custom dolls and a variety of diorama-like backdrops. It’s all sort of bizarre and twisted, but entertaining nonetheless. I particularly like the subtle commentary in Michelle and Barack Obama’s statures. Check out the craziness here: Newsweek: 2010: The Year in …
QUICK HIT: Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent Spotted Together Again
I don’t know what to make of this potential pairing, but I kind of dig it. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were spotted leaving a lunch spot in Malibu, once again causing the gossip wags to speculate wildly about a possible torrid romance between the two. Who knows. Judge for yourself from these pics: Socialite …
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Audrina’s Mom is Drunk, Amazing
Reality starlet Audrina Patridge got voted off Dancing with the Stars last night; so what’s a mother to do? How about get drunk on Hollywood Boulevard and give the paps a piece of her mind? That’s exactly what Audy’s mom did, and in this hilarious video, the woman (who looks strikingly like her daughter) unleashes …