REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS PHOTOCAP: Bowling, Ballin’, and Bawling

Another day, another episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ending with a woman weeping in Kyle Richards’ arms. Yes, this is becoming a trend after last week’s hysterics from Taylor. This time around, the show drew to a close with Kim bawling her eyes out over being alone and sad and without a …

VIDEO: Watch Schmidt from ‘New Girl’ in An Online Dating Video

The breakout star and best thing from New Girl is undoubtedly Schmidt, the boastful, metrosexual, and oddly charming douchebag played by Max Greenfield. Unlike the increasingly sour Nick, the dreary Winston, and the bitchy Cece, Schmidt is actually a likable character, particularly when his womanizing aspirations go gleefully awry. Case in point: the above video, …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: A Laborious Episode

Ladies and gentlemen: The Zolciak has spawned again. Yes, Kim gave birth to her baby boy KJ on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but despite the high drama that accompanies such activities, I couldn’t help but think this latest installment was a snoozefest. I literally dozed off at one point, which …

VIDEO: Guess What This Commercial Is Selling

Unless you’re familiar with the brand Humanic and unless you can understand the German title of this YouTube video, you might have a difficult time figuring out what this circa 1970 German commercial is about. One thing is for certain: it clearly provided some of the inspiration for Sprockets. Take your guesses as to what …

Grindhaus Is Closing. I’m Sad.

Sausages are the new black here in LA with Wurstküche, Berlin Currwurst, Wirsthaus, and Currywurst all jockeying for position. Sadly, the sausage wars have taken their first casualty: Grindhaus, a great, small shop that sold absolutely delicious sausages. The outfit sent out a newsletter just minutes ago announcing that the “Sausagpocalypse” had arrived. Yes, Grindhaus …

Which Musical Number Did You Like Best from The ‘Community’ Christmas Special?

There’s a chance that last night’s episode of Community may have been its last, and what better way to go out than by mocking shlock like Glee while simultaneously serving us up a bevy of amusing musical numbers? After the jump, check out some of the best tunes and weigh in on which one you …

REVENGE RECAP: This Tyler Business Is Getting Out of Hand

Revenge returned to the airwaves last night after a brief break, and I’m proud to announce it continues to be a loony, delirious mess. I had nearly forgotten where we were in the Thorne-Grayson intrigue, and an opening scene featuring some martial arts training between Emily and her sansei Satoshi had me seriously scratching my …

SURVIVOR PHOTOCAP: So It’s Turned Into One of THOSE Seasons

A few weeks ago, Cochran made an epic move on Survivor: South Pacific — a move that greatly imperiled his former tribe. Sure enough, we had to watch them all go home one by one, which constituted a rather boring patch in an otherwise great season. It’s a shame, really. Cochran’s big move didn’t have …

VIDEO: Save ‘Community!’ I Mean, Greendale

In case you hadn’t heard, the always unconventional Community is in real danger of being canceled. Anyone who saw last week’s brilliant foosball episode knows such an act by NBC would be nothing short of criminal. Hopefully viewers will support the struggling sitcom, whose own problems echo the ones of the show’s fictional Greendale Community …