REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS PHOTOCAP: Late to the Luau

The Hawaiian holiday continued last night on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and while it was hardly the second coming of Scary Island, the vacation definitely saw its fair share of drama between the Richards’ sisters. The issue at hand was Kim’s chronic tardiness, something that has plagued her all season but seemed especially …

Check Out These Super Cute Baby Sloths

I was going to post a video of a pug screaming like a banshee this morning, but then I saw this clip of baby sloths taking a bath, and it was so much more pleasant to watch. Their little squeaks, their puffy hair, their sleeping bodies — it kind of takes me to a happy …

DOWNTON ABBEY PHOTOCAP: Heavens, It’s Wartime!

Over the weekEND (that mysterious new concept that has eluded the Dowager Countess), I jumped onto the Downton Abbey bandwagon and watched the full first season in anticipation of last night’s second season premiere on PBS. Who would have ever thought I’d be clamoring to turn on Masterpiece Theatre? Well, I am. I love this …

Cookie Battle 2012: The Results!

Last month, I implored readers to submit their favorite cookie recipes in the hopes of winning a Good Cookie spatula from OXO. Well, I since narrowed the field down to two contenders, baked them off, and shared them with friends. The winner was unanimous. So who are our finalists? In one corner we have Alyssa …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Veggie Tray Soup

December 31, 2011: It’s New Year’s Eve. I’m having a few people over for drinks (a.k.a. loud, drunken screaming along to songs). A veggie tray from Costco makes its way to my apartment — what better way to feed the masses? January 1, 2012: Exactly 5.6 carrots have been consumed, and now I have a …

REVENGE RECAP: Happy As A Clambake

After a tortuous break, Revenge returned to the airwaves last night with a rather action-packed episode — one that saw Tyler finally reach his breaking point, alternately threatening the Hamptons’ elite with knives, guns, and unhinged self-destruction. You see, Tyler had been on a downward spiral ever since his murky plans to ingratiate himself into …

VIDEO: “Shit White Girls Say…” Is Actually Funny

Ever since the first, hilarious episode of “Shit Girls Say” hit the Interwebs last month, we’ve seen a flood of knock-offs. At best, they’ve been somewhat amusing, but generally they’re just not as funny as the original (usually thanks to bad editing and subpar performances). The lone exception is the above spoof, “Shit White Girls …

10 Victoria Grayson Takedowns We’d Like To See

Revenge returns with a new episode tonight, and in honor of this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to compile a list of Victoria Grayson takedowns I’d like to see. As portrayed by the inimitable Madeleine Stowe, Victoria is the master of the seething, icy put-down, and there’s no better example than the video above, which shows …