Bemoaning the Michael Jackson Grief Helicopters

You know what’s annoying? Having THIS helicopter hovering over your apartment ALL DAY LONG. Yes, it’s one of many Michael Jackson Grief Helicopters (a.k.a. the local news) that are hovering over Hollywood, capturing images of people flocking to the aforementioned unflockable Michael Jackson star. I’m all for the mourning process, but the choppers have to …

Attempting To Visit Michael Jackson's Star, Pt. II

Yesterday, I tried to visit Michael Jackson’s star but found it unfortunately covered up by Bruno premiere scaffolding. Today, I decided to give it another go. My gym is conveniently located half a block away from it on the Walk of Fame; so I made a little detour to see what I imagined would be …

Big Brother Video Footage Has Arrived!

Well lookie at what I have here: footage from press day at the Big Brother house. I just watched it, and I must say — my mind is slightly blown. On the one hand, it was like I was watching a normal episode. But then right there in the middle is ME. Something seems incongruent with …

Attempting to Visit Michael Jackson's Star

With the new of Michael Jackson’s untimely passing today, IndianJones and I decided to trek on down to the King of Pop’s star on the nearby Walk of Fame. Sounded like an easy enough endeavor, and thanks to Jash, we knew exactly where the star was located. But things are never as simple as they …

Everybody Is Dying!

First Ed McMahon. Then Farrah Fawcett. Now MICHAEL JACKSON. Talk about a trio. But yes, very sad news. Not only did Farrah Fawcett pass away this morning, now it seems it’s official that Michael Jackson — the controversial King of Pop — has shockingly died this afternoon at the UCLA Medical Center after suffering a massive cardiac …

REAL WORLD PHOTOCAP: "Don't Drink The Water, and Don't Get AIDS."

“Don’t drink the water, and don’t get AIDS.” Yup, that pretty much sums up The Real World Cancun so far. The quote, as spoken by Joey on last night’s premiere episode, serves as the two major guidelines for what looks like a silly, silly season. I’ll admit that my expectations coming into this season were …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: The Homemade Korean Taco Truck Experience

Oh hai! Los Angeles has been undergoing a major fusion craze for a few months now, courtesy of Kogi’s Taco Truck, which has made Asian tacos all the rage. I haven’t actually partaken in Kogi-mania as the reported one hour lines (not to mention surly public relations staff) seem a bit much for a few …

HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: No Table Flipping Here

The first part of The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special aired last night, and the predominant feeling was… eh? I knew it would be damn near impossible to live up to the televised nirvana that was The Last Supper director’s cut hour from last week, but who knew this reunion would be so …

'TOP CHEF MASTERS' PREVIEW: Kelly Choi Is Still Awkward

Still recovering from the snooze-athon that was NYC Prep? Well, thankfully we have another episode of Top Chef Masters tonight to drag us out of the doldrums. Among the competing chefs this week will be Rick Bayless and Ludo Lefebvre, the latter of whom reality fans may remember for his cameo appearance on The Apprentice …

Get Your Tats Off For Free with Dr. Will!

Hey, girl with fifty-six stars on her face — this news might be perfect for you: I just received a text from Dr. Will, famously of Big Brother and Dr. 90210. He has this news to share: My Irvine clinic is doing FREE tattoo removal all day today (until 8:00 pm). If you know anyone who …