How Can You Tell 'The Hills' Premieres Tomorrow? Dumb Bitch Sends An Email!

“I want B-Side to write the recaps the way he used to!!!!!!!!!!!!” The Hills and The City premiere tomorrow on MTV, and in case the (sort of nonexistent) PR machine hadn’t informed you already, we here at B-Side Blog have the luxury of having our very own psycho reader to remind us of all the …

SURVIVOR PHOTOCAP: One Challenge You're In, and The Next You're OUT

Raise your hand if you’re loving this season of Survivor? You probably can’t tell, but my hand is up. Way up. Unless you are excessively bitter and have no taste, Survivor: Samoa is amazing so far, replete with villains, patsies, and a few underdogs (SHAMBO) who probably won’t get their act together, but hey, such …

‘Community’ Has Won Me Over

Before Community premiered last week, I had some concerns. All the promotional clips NBC had sent out were kind of… well… just okay. Still, I like to check out new comedy, and the New York Times gave the show a good review; so I watched the first episode earlier this week and kind of loved …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Just Your Basic Chocolate Chip Cookie Edition

Because the weather in Los Angeles was so beautiful last night, my friend Sly moseyed on over to my place, and the two of us ascended to my rooftop where we split a bottle of Rioja which we had purchased in Harbor City as part of our paella adventure many moons ago. Suffice it to …

BABY-BOT HAS ARRIVED: Julie Chen Gives Birth!

Magnificent news from the world of reality TV and robots: CBS head honcho Les Moonves and his wife Julie Chen, our favorite hostess on television, welcomed a baby boy into the world this morning! According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Chenbot gave birth to wee Charlie Moonves at 9:40 AM this morning in what was …

The Best of IndianJones

The Los Angeles crew lost a vital member of its community today. And by vital, I mean “stocky, even-keeled, and generally assholish.” Yes, I’m talking about the beloved IndianJones, who is currently driving northward to the icy climes of San Francisco where he has taken a job with Internet giant Yahoo! (exclamation theirs, not mine). …

Meet The (Rumored) DC Housewives!

Gossip broke today when Washington wag Carol Joynt reported that the new cast of the Real Housewives of D.C. had been finalized. Of course, nothing is official, and for all we know, this Carol Joynt — or CJ as I’m wont to call her — may be completely off her rocker. But according to NBC Washington, CJ …

Explosion on the Set of 'Top Chef!' Fingernails Possibly Scalded

The battery pack on a microphone exploded into flames on the set of Top Chef — a freak accident which was thankfully captured on camera by the dutiful crew of the culinary reality show. It’s sort of cool to watch; although, the fact that Bravo treats it like lost footage from The Hurt Locker kind of …

RACHEL ZOE PHOTOCAP: Rachel Shuts It Down

IT’S A BRADSASTER! Rachel Zoe has come down with… a cold! Or maybe a stomach virus. Or perhaps food poisoning. Whatever it is, she feels terrible and wants to throw up. Yes, this was the state of affairs at the end of last night’s The Rachel Zoe Project, and as the dramatic stylist was returned …