AMAZING RACE PHOTOCAP: Well That Was Anticlimactic

I haven’t done a photocap for The Amazing Race in weeks, but I thought with the finale last night, why not write something up. Stuck with just the cowboys, the brothers, and Miss South California & Co., the hour basically hinged on one thing: make sure that spoiled brat Caite didn’t win. She and her …

JOURNEY OF THE PRESERVED LEMONS: Chapter 1 — It Begins

Sometime a year ago, I read an article or a blog post about preserving lemons, and the process intrigued me. A few days later, I bought a jar from Ikea and planned to pickle my own bundle of citrus, but as is often the case, extreme laziness overwhelmed me, and for many months now, the …

Betty White Shines on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ Also, Three Unaired Skits!

At long last, Betty White took center stage as the host of last night’s Saturday Night Live, and I think everyone was both delighted and relieved that her stint proved to be one of the best, if not the best, of the season. With so much hype around the Golden Girl’s appearance, it would have …

Fun Features On The New B-Side Blog!

I have been totally thrilled with my experience thus far on WordPress, and not just because the readers can comment easily now. Adding functionality to the site is a breeze, and in the past three hours alone, I’ve added the sort of gizmos that would normally take me a week or more on Movable Type. …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Introducing the Jill Zarin Scandalocity Monster!

There’s something exhilarating and yet sad about The Real Housewives of New York City. On the one hand, we’re witnessing the rush and thrill of intense reality TV feuding — a crazy car wreck that seems to only get worse week after week; sort of like a pileup on a foggy highway. On the other …

I’m FREEEEEE!!!

Wonderful news: I got out of jury duty, and it’s a good thing too. Had I been selected, I would have been sitting on a trial where the charges were something like “Attempted Murder of a BABY” (emphasis mine, not California’s). Additionally, the defendant — Ruth Lopez — spoke no English, which meant there was …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Ina Garten’s Coq Au Vin Edition

Bravo didn’t post any screen shots of last night’s Top Chef: Masters (an episode that featured a bride who looked like Carrie Underwood with giant boobs — or as I like to call her, Carrie Boobserwood), and so I figured I’d helm my own culinary minded post with yet another installment of Adventures in Domesticity. …

UGH: My Civic Duty Awaits

It’s official: I’ve been called for jury duty. I must report at the bizarrely early hour of 7:45 AM tomorrow morning. I didn’t know government workers could even open shop before 9 AM. I guess they can. Anyway, I’ll be preoccupied for most of tomorrow, but fear not! With any luck, I should be active …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: She’s Got The Look Book

A rare thing happened on last night’s episode of The City: Whitney and Olivia crossed paths! These two frenemies used to encounter each other a daily basis back in the good ol’ days of DVF, but now they rarely come face to face. That’s okay though — watching Olivia and Erin spar is far more …