It’s official: I’ve been called for jury duty. I must report at the bizarrely early hour of 7:45 AM tomorrow morning. I didn’t know government workers could even open shop before 9 AM. I guess they can. Anyway, I’ll be preoccupied for most of tomorrow, but fear not! With any luck, I should be active on Twitter, and with even more luck, I won’t be placed on some lengthy criminal trial. Yes, I have to report to the Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center, which means I may be up for something a bit more intense than a mere traffic violation. This will ONLY be acceptable if it’s a high profile celebrity case; although, if that were to happen, I suppose I’d be thrown out of the voir-dire process within seconds — what with me being a massively influential pop culture blogger and whatnot.


ps. if you have nothing else to do, go check out Gravatar.com. You can get your own avatar there that can be used on this very site! What a wonderful way to spend seven minutes of your time!

14 replies on “UGH: My Civic Duty Awaits”

  1. Scream “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” when they ask you a question.

    “Tagged: awful” Classic.

  2. As you walk in just keep muttering under your breath, “hang ’em” “hang ’em”.



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