REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Salahism 101

There’s hardly anything to say about the Real Housewives of DC reunion except that it was one of the most incredible displays of denial, delusion, and BS we’ve seen since, well, the last Real Housewives reunion. I still don’t know what to believe regarding the infamous State Dinner — a large part of me thinks …

Preview The ‘Community’ Halloween Episode!

I haven’t hid the fact that I’m an ardent Community fan (even though last night’s ep wasn’t the greatest), and as such, I will pimp out the show wherever I can. Take a look at this preview for the upcoming Halloween episode. Not sure when it’s going to play since NBC seems to be airing …

The Most Amazing Piece of Retro YouTube Junk You’ll See Today

If you’re looking to kill about nine minutes, check out this long lost footage from the 1984 American Music Awards. Back then, the award show sensitively featured categories like “Favorite Black Single” and “Favorite Black Album.” Things have changed a touch since then. Some things, however, are very much the same. Take, for example, Prince, …

SLOW YOUR ROLL: Beyoncé Is NOT Pregnant, mmkay?

“WHO THE HELL SAID I WAS PREGNANT??” Breaking, incredibly important news! Despite what was reported yesterday, Beyoncé is NOT pregnant with Jay-Z’s child. She is without child, according to her mother Tina. So please, please stop looking for the poof of white smoke flowing from the Vatican. As far as we know, Beyoncé is baby-free. …

Ten Things You Should Stop Doing On Facebook

Every now and then, I like to get on my soap box and complain about Facebook etiquette. It’s been a little while; so I’m back with a new list of pet peeves. Some are retreads of previous complaints. Others are new. There’s certainly a chance I may alienate some of my own Facebook friends by …

Beyoncé Preggers With Soon To Be Sassy Baby

Reports are circulating that singer / dancer / Hamburger Helper enthusiast Beyoncé is pregnant with her first child by husband Jay-Z. According to Us Weekly, the superstar is in her first trimester, which means the true fun is really yet to come. I can only imagine what a preggers, hormonal Beyoncé is like. Something tells …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Bread Machine Bonanza

A few months ago, I received a free gift card from CSN Stores, and I asked my Twitter followers if I should use it for an ice cream maker or a bread machine. The debate was fierce, and ultimately I opted for an ice cream maker (actually, I opted for a slow cooker first, and …

THE LOVE TANK IS EMPTY: Vicki Gunvalson Files For Divorce

Yet another Bravo marriage has crumbled before our eyes. This time, it’s OH (original housewife) Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County who’s filing for divorce from her affable doormat of a husband, Donn. Details on the split are murky, buuuuuutttt if you really must know, just watch the past five seasons of …

REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Catfight In The Capitol!

Last week’s part one of the Real Housewives of DC reunion was so bonkers that it restored the faith I had in the series when it first premiered. Truthfully, I was a big fan of the DC cast at first, but midway through the season, the show began to stagnate a touch until the notorious …

QUICK HIT: Is Whitney Port The Girl With No Gaydar?

We love young romance, and we also love Whitney Port. That being said, we also love gay speculation, and it seems like all three of these things have been bundled up into an egg roll of intrigue that has left us asking “Is Whitney dating a gay dude?” A gallery of Whit-Whit with her new …