REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Salahism 101

There’s hardly anything to say about the Real Housewives of DC reunion except that it was one of the most incredible displays of denial, delusion, and BS we’ve seen since, well, the last Real Housewives reunion. I still don’t know what to believe regarding the infamous State Dinner — a large part of me thinks …

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About The Salahis But Were Too Afraid To Ask

Many are considering Michaele and Tareq Salahi the Speidi of Bravo, and with good reason. The shifty couple, who are prominently featured on The Real Housewives of DC, are embroiled in so many scandals, lawsuits, and lies that it’s hard to imagine them as anything more than two fame seekers who will do anything for …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Transitions

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of DC was rather tame, and for the first time all season, I think we managed to get through the hour without a cringe-worthy scene of awkwardness. Don’t get me wrong — I definitely cringed, particularly during Lynda’s kooky spiritual ritual to rid her new house of the …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Stomp The Yard

Apologies for not covering last week’s Real Housewives of DC, but the blame can fall on Bravo for oddly neglecting to post screen caps from the episode. It’s too bad, really, as the whole show was full of passive-aggressive sniping and anti-Salahi grousing. Luckily, we had more of the same last night, which totally fine …