REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Gay Pride & Prejudice

Not a lot of drama on the latest episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, but it did prove to be one of the most emotional installments in recent times. It was all about the gays this week, starting with Rosie’s heart-wrenching tale of coming out as a lesbian, leading to Caroline’s brother’s gay wedding, …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Episode 19 – Return to New York!

After a break for Memorial Day Weekend, this podcast isn’t the only thing that’s back. The Real Housewives of New York City are back too, and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) and I are all over them. On this week’s episode, we analyze everything about the fifth season premiere, including the three new cast members, Aviva, Heather, …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 18 – Having A Field Day in NJ

Thanks everyone for being super patient while I go through this blogging drought. I know you all probably want more content than just a podcast, but if it’s any consolation, I think our podcast is really funny!! This week, Internet sensation Drew Droege (known for his portrayal of Chloe Sevigny) steps in for Matt Whitfield …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 17 – More Silliness in Jersey

Hola everyone! It’s time for another episode of Watch What Crappens! This week, we tackle the latest drama between Teresa Giudice and Joe Gorga (photocap to come) on Real Housewives of New Jersey, not to mention Rosie and her daring belly-flops. Then it’s off to The OC to analyze Vicki, Gretchen, and all those other …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 16 – First Jersey Smackdown of the Season!

If y’all saw the fight on Real Housewives of New Jersey, then you know we have a lot to talk about on this week’s episode of Watch What Crappens. As usual, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I go to town on these silly women, and naturally, we manage to spend way more time …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Summer Solstice Feels As Cold As Winter

Ah, the frustrating joys of watching Teresa Giudice argue. We got a double dose of that Sunday night (if you count Celebrity Apprentice) with our first blow-out screaming match of the season on Real Housewives of New Jersey. The quarrel was long and stupid, emphasis on stupid, which is more or less par for the …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Ashley’s Leaving On A Jet Plane… We Think

Ah, stupidity. As usual, much of it was on display this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while Teresa is normally the epicenter of the intellectual vacuum, it was truly Ashley who served as the black hole of cognitive processes. You see, she had a very simple task: get thee on an …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 15 – Our Very First Live Show!

Watch What Crappens takes it to the people this week with our first ever live studio audience. Taping from the Improv Olympic in Hollywood, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm), and I are joined on stage by Hanna LoPatin (Vh1’s Stevie TV) to discuss the latest crap on Bravo. It’s all the usual suspects: Real …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 14 — NJ Premiere, ATL Reunion, and Much More

Load up your iPod. Time for another edition of Watch What Crappens! This week, Ronnie Karam, Matt Whitfield, and I are talk at length about the Real Housewivse of NJ premiere. Then we focus our haterade on the Atlanta reunion and finally on Orange County. Along the way, we also gossip about the Kathy premiere, …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: We’re Going To Jersey Shore, Bitch!

Guess who’s back? Well, you know the answer since you’re already reading this, but just in case you’re totally dense, it’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey! It felt like just yesterday that we were watching their tumultuous reunion as Teresa suddenly found herself the outcast of the group. Now, it’s just a few months …