REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Aviva Goes To Miami, Has A Pervy Dad

It occurred to me this morning that it’s been ages since I’d written up a photocap for The Real Housewives of New York City. Maybe that’s because the new cast has yet to really gel (or at least spark). The revamped RHONYC has been something of a mild failure. The show is still entertaining to …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Chips Ahoy!

Well, Willie is gone, which means things are a lot tamer in the Big Brother house. That doesn’t mean things are any less entertaining. Last night’s episode saw a goofy Veto challenge replete with Dorito costumes, slide whistles, and quacky music. Sometimes I think the producers are aiming squarely at the 7 year old demographic, …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 27 – LuAnn’s Pumpkin Head, Sonja’s Toaster, Kathy’s Cookies, and Madison’s Voice

language NSFW There’s one less iteration of The Real Housewives on TV these days, but Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I more than make up for the cattiness with this week’s episode of Watch What Crappens. We skewer the usual targets (Sonja, LuAnn Ramona, Teresa), and this time around, we also aim …

Real Housewives of Miami Are Back, and This Time They’re Ready For Primetime (We Hope)

When it comes to the Real Housewives franchise, everyone has their favorites: Beverly Hills and Atlanta remain perennially popular, and at the bottom of the heap come D.C. and Miami. Well, D.C. got the axe long ago, but Bravo was mum on Miami. We heard rumors that the series was shooting a second season, but …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: When There’s A Willie, There’s A Way (Home)

I’m rather peeved at Willie’s early exit from Big Brother because it has deprived me of a season of punny headlines: “Willie to Power,” “Good Willie Hunting,” “Willie Da Foe,” “Chilly Willie,” “Willie Nillie,” “Willie’s Wonky Chocolate Factory” (assuming there was an episode pertaining to a rectal dysfunction), and, of course, “Free Willie.” Alas, my …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Fruit Loops and Fighting

Is it too early to say that Big Brother is back? After two seasons of cast members who just voted with the majority and were afraid to make ripples, we are back with a household of schemers and hot heads. In last night’s episode, we saw a meltdown, an insurrection, and battle of egos. THIS …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 26 – Bonus Episode!

language nsfw Hey everyone, it’s a bonus episode of Watch What Crappens! We simply could not let the Orange County reunion pass without tearing it to shreds. Join Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and I as we talk about the best and worst moments from the second part of the RHoOC reunion. After …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Frank Gets No Appreesh

Well, the time has nearly come to say goodbye to our first houseguest of the season on Big Brother. Technically, we already said goodbye to Jodi, but she barely counts as her only contributions to the show thus far have been smiling awkwardly and falling over. Actually, that’s kind of awesome. Coming into Wednesday’s show, …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 25 – Special Guest Jill Zarin!

It’s a big day on Watch What Crappens as Jill Zarin, formerly of The Real Housewives of New York City, joins Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com ) and me on the podcast. We spend the hour chatting with Jill about the new season, behind-the-scenes gossip, and much, much more. Any fan of The …

Who Will You Vote For On ‘Food Network Star?’

Well, the latest great season of Food Network Star is rapidly drawing to a close with viewers getting to select a winner on this upcoming Sunday’s show, and for the first time ever, I must admit that I truly like all the final contenders. If you haven’t watched last night’s episode, beware: spoilers ahead…