WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #34: You’ll See Your Ass Where It Ends Up

Hey everyone — I’ve been traveling around in DC; so I wasn’t able to make it to this week’s episode of Watch What Crappens, but luckily the show is in the capable hands of Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV). This week, the guys take on the usual suspects: RHoNJ, RHoNYC and Gallery …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Dang, Son!

A few years ago, my fellow blogger Ed Hill wrote some theory he had about reality TV. It was something called the “golden corridor” or the “golden stretch” or something like that. Basically, his theory was that certain reality shows peak midway through a season. In the beginning, the shows are awkward, finding their footing. …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 33 – Slutty Island Is More Nutty Than Slutty

Language NSFW With so many ladies behaving badly on Bravo this week, it only made sense that we brought in a lady to mix it up on Watch What Crappens. Michelle Collins (“Kathy”) steps in for Matt Whitfield and joins Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) and me as we discuss every nook and cranny of the latest …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Quack Pack Is Ready To Attack

Will the Quack Pack ever be able to get Frank out of Big Brother 14? Hard to say, but that doesn’t mean they won’t give it another college try. Yes, on Sunday’s episode of Big Brother, Ian pulled out an easy victory in the endurance competition, landing him a week in the Head of Household …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 32 – Infidelity in St. Barth’s? Also, Jersey Bickering and ‘Gallery Girls’ Mania

It’s a super-sized episode of Watch What Crappens. There was so much to talk about, and despite our best efforts to keep ourselves on time, we just couldn’t do it. Join Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV) and I as we delve into every minute detail of the latest Real Housewives of New York …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: The Pirates of LuAnn’s Pants

Ain’t no vacation like a Real Housewives of New York City vacation. Just as the bitches from Orange County never fail to bring their A-Game to season finales and reunions, these New Yorkers always school everyone when it comes time for an international jaunt. To this day, none of the Housewives have been able to …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Double The Eviction, Double The Fun!

I’m back! For the moment. Sorry everyone, I’ve been working on some non-blog stuff that has totally monopolized my time. Despite that, I knew I just had to write something about this week’s double eviction episode of Big Brother, which was AH-MAH-ZING. I tend to love these “Big Brother Fast Forward” shows. They’re awkward, oddly-paced, …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 31 – Aviva Takes A Stand; Also, The Juicy Joe Phone Call, and Gallery Girls!

Language NSFW There was almost too much to cover on this week’s Watch What Crappens. Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I dive straight into the mess, starting with yet another bonkers episode of Real Housewives of New York City. We tackle everything from Sonja’s dog to Aviva’s charity to Ramona’s butt to …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Zingbot Zingeth

Ummmmmm… I’m fully aware that by the time I publish this Big Brother photocap, the next episode will have aired already on the East Coast. Oh well. Here’s all that really matters: Zingbot 3000 made its return, and this time, his spawn — Baby Zingbot — made an appearance too. Not going to lie, I …