Back in 1995, I was an affable young man, newly minted with a driver’s license and terrorizing the quiet streets of Katonah, NY with my brand of cautious driving and leery lane changing. My vehicle of choice (or rather, the vehicle my parents let me drive) was a bright red Toyota Camry — one that I …
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YEA OR NAY: Are You On This Prius Driver’s Side?
A friend posted this odd and kind of hilarious video of an angry Prius driver losing her shit at a couple who apparently have been idling in their diesel truck in a parking spot. On the one hand, the truck driver is being pretty bad to the environment. On the other hand, this Prius driver …
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What NOT To Do With Your Brand New Bugatti
So this rich dude in Texas just purchased a new million dollar Bugatti — one of only fifteen in the U.S. — and guess what he did with it? Let’s just say it involves a pelican, a lake, and some unfortunate nerves. For more information, check out the full story here. Via Web Series Network via Brian …
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Aunt Linda's License Plate?
Spotted on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles today: a license plate that seems to sum up Aunt Linda’s outlook on life.
Personalized License Plate Finally Provides Accurate Description of Driver
This just in from one of my East Coast correspondents: a succinct yet powerful license plate found on I-84 West, just outside of Hartford, CT. Nothing more really needs to be said; although, I am a bit sad that there was no visual confirmation of Spencer Pratt behind the wheel. Heyyyyoooooh!!!
Aromatic Driver Honors His Olfactory Legacy
Spotted in Manhattan Beach on Labor Day: a license plate simply reading “SMELLAY.” Now that’s what you call a chick magnet…
Vintage Car Spurs Gawking, Banter
This afternoon, I celebrated Los Angeles’s 227th birthday by engaging in one of the city’s unofficial traditions: car washing. Of course, I didn’t do it myself  I’m far too lazy/delicate for such an endeavor. Instead I brought my fair Toyota Camry to my usual spot on Spaulding and Melrose where nothing but a team …
Honk If You Love Leafy Greens!
In honor of last night’s Project Runway, which introduced America to the sassy yet demanding ways of drag queen Hedda Lettuce, I’ve decided to post this similarly bizarre ode to leafy greens: a license plate that says “I &hearts CHARD.” Now, I’m sure we all love Swiss chard as much as the next person, but …
Only In Weho…
How can you tell you’re in West Hollywood? Well, for starters, the yard sales are all FABULOUS and the license plates are, well, gay. Literally. Above, a sign my friends and I encountered on the street. After the jump, a license plate you really can’t argue with…
YES! Sweet, Sweet Symmetry, pt. 2
Back in April, I brought you a death-defying picture of my odometer reaching 10101 miles. The binary symmetry was mind boggling. Well, now I have something even better: 11111 miles. Luckily, I just so happened to have had a camera on me, and since I wasn’t on a highway like last time, I pulled over …