THE QUAFF: More National Margarita Day Fun

Since today is National Margarita Day, I knew I had to post a bonus Quaff. The only problem is that I haven’t recently created or sampled a new margarita to profile (actually, not true — I tasted my friend Sly’s margarita at the Thompson hotel last week, but I neglected to take photos; so that …

AMAZING RACE PHOTOCAP: ‘Unfinished Business’ Leaves Us With… Unfinished Business

Based on the miniscule marketing surge behind it, you might not have realized this, but The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business premiered on Sunday with eleven of our most somewhat memorable teams ever. We had some colorful faves like the cowboys (Jett and Cord) and the Harlem Globetrotters (Flight Time & Big Easy). Also returning were …

THE QUAFF: A National Margarita Day Celebration of Don Julio!

Today is National Margarita Day, and in honor of the day, I plan to a) have a margarita later, and b) celebrate its most vital component: tequila! I’ve gained a recent appreciation for the notorious spirit, which had previously ranked low on my favorite alcohols. However, thanks to a handy tasting seminar in December courtesy …

MTV Shows The Situation Doing Coke, Allegedly

We got a situation here. During last week’s episode of Jersey Shore, roving cameras caught Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino snorting what appeared to be coke off his gold crucifix. Either that or he truly enjoys smelling Jesus. Fork Party, who first noticed the peculiar sniffing, states that “Radar Online knows the identity of the Jersey …

Check Out Justin Bieber’s New Hair

Did you hear the news? Justin Bieber cut his hair! That’s right, the iconic bangs-pocalypse on his forehead is now gone, and in its place is a shaggier, scruffier coif that resembles my very own ‘do when I wake up in the morning (although, based on pillow angle and side-sleeping, my hair does have a …

CSI Kills Justin Bieber; Everything Happens For A Reason!

That Justin Bieber is up to no good — running from the law, shooting police officers, getting his friend killed. It was therefore no surprise that his alter-ego on CSI was violently taken down in a flurry of bullets last night. Don’t worry, kids. He’s alive and well. But let’s just hope his acting aspirations …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Down In The Dumps

After the craziness of last week’s Jersey Shore, this latest episode was tame in comparison. Nothing really happened, and what did happen involved people crying in self-pity. I swear the entire episode could have been scored with a wallowing violin. In some ways I enjoyed all the teary madness, mainly because the producers clearly were …