For what feels like the twelfth consecutive week, it’s still Christmas on The Real Housewives of NJ, and it looks like Santa delivered at least one gift early: Kim G! Yes, in what appeared to be Kim G’s swan song, the kookiest lady of Franklin Lakes finally got the Caroline Manzo treatment, replete with angry eyes and berating. What a joyous sight it was. I just hope this isn’t the last of ol’ Kimmy G. She might be trouble, but how can you stay angry at that silly old bat as she jogs oddly from house to house like a discarded Ruth Buzzi character.
Alas, we’ve had some good times with Kim G, and I think we’ll continue to have many more. Heck, I had a fun time just naming this post. There were so many Christmas puns to work with. Very few made sense, but they were fun nonetheless: “Have Yourself a Merry Little Kim G,” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kim G,” “Jingle Granatells,” “A Partridge in a Kim G,” “Do They Know It’s Kim G? (Feed the World)” or similarly, “Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Feed Kim G)”
Oh I could go on.
And I will: “There’s No Place Like Kim G for the Holidays,” “Let It Kim G! Let It Kim G! Let It Kim G!” “Kim G Roasting on an Open Fire,” “Kim G Is Comin’ To Town,” “I Saw Kim G Kissing Santa Claus,” and perhaps most appropriate for Caroline, “Deck the Kim G.”
Naturally though, I had to side with Mariah’s seminal Christmas song for the pun because quite frankly, it’s true. I don’t want a lot for Christmas. There’s just one thing I need. I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want Kim G for my own, more than Kim G could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is… Kim G.
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