“I should have made scallops…” Ladies and gentlemen, The Hills season three has come to an end. For reals this time. No more of this “continuation” crap. Yes, it is done and over, and now we have to wait three long months for August when season four pops up on MTV. Judging by the sneak …
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Hills Spoof of the Day
These days, Hills spoofs are a dime a dozen, but this one is actually pretty good. It’s not perfect, but the UCLA kids that put this together definitely picked up on many subtle Hills-isms. If only they had included some sort of Lisa Love character… Thanks to Jose for forwarding this to me.
LO AND BEHOLD: Three's A Crowd
Hello everyone. After a two week hiatus, I’m back to writing Hills recaps. I sincerely tried to write them in Europe, but it was simply too hard to be snarky when there was so much bewildering television on. I apologize for the lack of content, but rest assured I am back and ready to dig …
How Long Is Relationship Vacation?
I have to admit something. My Hills universe is getting all sorts of murky. It used to be that everyone hated Heidi, except Spencer, Stephanie, and the occasional sidekick (a.k.a. Bolthouse lackey #457). Now everything’s getting all jumbled around. Audrina seems to be dangerously returning to the Heidisphere, Spencer seems to be curiously leaving it, …
Many Happy Returns
Monday’s second episode of The Hills was a homecoming of sorts. Many old friends were reunited for the first time in weeks. Heidi and Audrina buddied up; Lauren and Whitney got to spend the workday together; and most importantly, we the audience got to see the return of none other than ASHES, a.k.a. Bella 2.0, …
Pratt-à-Porter
Man, these double episodes of The Hills are killing me, but in a good way. I can’t really complain when so much awkwardness is on display. There was so much petty drama on tonight’s episodes, and for the first time in a little while, it all focused on Heidi and Lauren marking their territories anew. …
GOSSIP GIRL? Stephanie Pratt Attempts To Be The Universal Sidekick
The second half of The Hills season is only a few episodes old, but already She-Spencer, née Stephanie Pratt, has already turned out to be a breakout star. The first instinct is to hate her as she is a descendent of the Pratt lineage, but her naughty manipulations and Iago-esque troublemaking have made her the …
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BYE BYE LOVE: Departures Aplenty on The Hills
Holy Moly. I had no idea MTV was going to give us two full episodes of The Hills tonight. I’m all for extra episodes, but I have to admit, I was so very psyched to be recapping only a half an hour’s worth of material. Now I gotta do a full hour? ARGH! It’s okay …
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Zut Alors! Drama on Les Hills!
Like omg! It’s a preview clip! Back in November on The Hills, Lauren and Whitney headed off to Paris for a whirlwind tour of the city’s many delights, and while we’re not sure if the two had any awkward romantic encounters with an errant mime or — better yet — Marion Cotillard, we can be …
Here's An Interesting Turn of Events
In an exciting twist, I wound up in a paparazzi photo yesterday. But you’ll never guess with whom…