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Very exciting news. I’m gonna be on The Hills retrospective. (C’mon, you didn’t think I’d be cool enough to actually get on The Hills proper, did you?) Yes, earlier today, I was interviewed by producers for an upcoming launch special for the fourth season of The Hills. Hopefully, they’ll use my footage, but I suppose …
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Mere months after the third season ended, The Hills is returning to MTV on August 18th for its fourth season. What makes this a brand new season instead of just part three of season three? I don’t know. But what I do know is that according to the trailer above, we should see plenty of …
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Here’s something to disturb you: Heidi and Spencer handling firearms. Yes, if there was ever a photo shoot that could get the Supreme Court to reverse its latest decision on gun control, it would be this one featuring our favorite Hills duo preening at a shooting range. I’m uncomfortable watching trained soldiers brandishing weapons, let …
I just heard Heidi’s new song/caterwaul, “Fashion,” and I’m not going to lie: it’s vapid, atonal, and totally awful. And yet, it’s so crazy catchy that I’ve been whistling it for the past five minutes (and I’ve only heard it once). If you can just get past all the vocoder effects and the French lyrics …
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It was only a matter of time before the big companies decided to capitalize on The Hills. Take for example this silly commercial featuring Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner babbling away with the assistance of their AT&T cell phones. It’s actually not a particularly impressive spot (nor is it very funny), but hey, the welcome …
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In case you missed Friday’s Late Show with David Letterman, Spencer Pratt appeared as a guest, and within minutes, he managed to embarrass himself in an attempt to strut his celebrity persona. Luckily, Letterman happily put him in his place with a few dismissive chuckles and a sardonic quip or two. Leno fans, take note.
Now an update from the ever evolving world of reality whoredom: Brody Jenner will be hosting a reality show to find a new member of his entourage. Not sure who has standards low enough to compete for such a staggering prize, but MTV plans to air it all, from the homoerotic courting rituals to the …
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Leave it to Heidi and Spencer to upstage the most jaw-dropping photo of the week. For more Speidi escapades in the Magic Kingdom, check out photos of them and their surprisingly wide array of Disney headware at A Socialite’s Life.
IT’S SO SAD! Jessica Trent. Gavin Beasley. Elodie Otto. These are the brave souls who selflessly shared their blanks stares, their disapproving glances, and their penchant for Baked Salmon rolls all so we could enjoy that much more of The Hills. And what have they gotten in return? NOTHING. That’s right, ever since landing primo …
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Just over two months ago, I did something that I never thought I’d do: I hung out with Speidi. That’s right, I spent a morning intermingling with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stars/villains of MTV’s hit show, The Hills. Needless to say, it was quite the momentous occasion, especially since it landed me on TMZ …