Finally, a 'Real Housewives' and 'American Idol' Crossover

“Bobbbby, do you see me and Aaaalllliee behind Ryyyyyan???” Guess who was in the American Idol audience tonight? If you answered “Olivia Newton John and her strange daughter,” you’d be correct. But who cares about them? I’m more interested in Real Housewives of New York City’s Jill Zarin and her daughter Allie, who appeared quietly …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: The Socializer Emerges!

Kelly: “You know what would be great? A fashion show with all arthritic models. It would be so cute.” It took a few weeks, but we finally got a taste of Kelly Killoren Bensimon’s personality on The Real Housewives of New York City, and overall, it was kind of awful. She’s not particularly mean (so …

Kim Zolciak Bails On Her Own Charity. Possible Fake Cancer Scare The Fake Culprit?

Here’s a nice little nugget about our favorite cancer almost-haver survivor. I’m talking about Kim Zolciak, the woman who puts the K in Kat, the rock in guacamole, the tight in tightrope. If that made little sense, fear not — it was jibber-jabber, which is what happens to the brain when talking about Kimmy Z. …

Meet The Jersey Housewives!

Just when you thought the Real Housewives universe couldn’t get any kookier, along comes the cast from New Jersey, which promises to be quite possibly the tackiest grouping of nouveau riche ladies yet. What makes me say that? Well, exactly which part of “New Jersey” do you not understand? I suppose now is where I …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Heading Back To The City…

Compared to last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, last night’s show was rather tame. There were no fights, no major passive-aggressive statements, and certainly no insane bouts of hypocrisy. Still, we had plenty of fun as we watched the ladies do their thing around the city, and for once, Kelly …

LuAnn De Lesseps: "It's Every Girl's Dream To Be A Countess"

The good people at W Magazine recently conducted an interview with Countess LuAnn de Lesseps from The Real Housewives of New York City, and in the piece, the beleaguered taco night detractor attempted some nimble damage control with a dash of self-promotion thrown in for good measure (insert haughty Countess laugh here, as well as …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Ramona Stirs Things Up Again

It took a few episodes, but finally Ramona worked her charm and caused a totally awkward — as in painfully awkward — moment on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City. Oddly enough, I’m not sure she deserves full blame for the situation. What basically happened was that while setting up for a …

'Housewife' Kelly Killoren Bensimone Arrested — And Not For Being Criminally Boring

It appears as though another lovelorn couple has fallen off the horse at the metaphorical Hamptons Classic. Kelly Killoren Bensimone, a.k.a. THE SOCIALIZER a.k.a. the boring new cast member of The Real Housewives of New York City has been arrested for punching her ex-fiancé, Nick Stefanov, in the face in what we can only imagine …