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Ah, the frustrating joys of watching Teresa Giudice argue. We got a double dose of that Sunday night (if you count Celebrity Apprentice) with our first blow-out screaming match of the season on Real Housewives of New Jersey. The quarrel was long and stupid, emphasis on stupid, which is more or less par for the …
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Ah, stupidity. As usual, much of it was on display this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while Teresa is normally the epicenter of the intellectual vacuum, it was truly Ashley who served as the black hole of cognitive processes. You see, she had a very simple task: get thee on an …
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Watch What Crappens takes it to the people this week with our first ever live studio audience. Taping from the Improv Olympic in Hollywood, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm), and I are joined on stage by Hanna LoPatin (Vh1’s Stevie TV) to discuss the latest crap on Bravo. It’s all the usual suspects: Real …
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Hey everyone — in case you didn’t hear, Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) and I are recording a live episode of Watch What Crappens tonight in Hollywood! Well, it won’t be live across America, but we’re recording it in front of a live studio audience at the Improv Olympic (6366 Hollywood Blvd between Cosmo …
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Bravo is a cruel, cruel network. After relentlessly teasing us with Gretchen’s impending Pussycat Dolls performance — something we actually don’t care about AT ALL — it seemed like it was finally time for the flaxen thrush to belt out “Fever” for us on last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County. But no. In classic …
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Load up your iPod. Time for another edition of Watch What Crappens! This week, Ronnie Karam, Matt Whitfield, and I are talk at length about the Real Housewivse of NJ premiere. Then we focus our haterade on the Atlanta reunion and finally on Orange County. Along the way, we also gossip about the Kathy premiere, …
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Guess who’s back? Well, you know the answer since you’re already reading this, but just in case you’re totally dense, it’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey! It felt like just yesterday that we were watching their tumultuous reunion as Teresa suddenly found herself the outcast of the group. Now, it’s just a few months …
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It’s time for another episode of Watch What Crappens! The podcast actually posted yesterday, but I didn’t get a chance until today to get it on my site (all the more reason why you should subscribe on iTunes and then you’ll always have it the moment it goes live). Anyway, this week, Ronnie and I …
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After two seasons of unspectacular reunions, the crazy bitches on Real Housewives of Atlanta brought their A-Game back — the same A-Game that we saw at the end of season one and changed Housewives reunions forever. These women yelled and yelled and yelled; although, to be fair, it was mostly NeNe, who spent the better …
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Business as usual on The Real Housewives of Orange County. We had an obligatory surgical procedure as Tamra had the last of her boobies removed from her chest, and guess who came to visit her? None other than Gretchen (of Gretchen Christine Beauté), who hadn’t been so available for her alleged bestie Alexis. Yes, Alexis …
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