REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Toast of the Town?

It’s been a while since I wrote a photocap for Real Housewives of New York City, and I can explain why very easily: I’m lazy. Truth is that I have more in common with Sonja Morgan than I’d like to admit. Basically, we both like to sit in bed and read about our “friends” in …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 30 – Toaster Madness on RHoNYC; Plus, Introducing the Gallery Girls

Language NSFW When it comes to women behaving badly, it doesn’t get much worse than the collective display of cattiness on Real Housewives of New York City and Gallery Girls. Luckily, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV) Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I are here to analyze it all on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. We …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade! (Or Dry Hump)

So much has happened since my last photocap of Big Brother 14. I took two episodes off, and I’d like to say it was to protest the ouster of Janelle, but honestly, I was just being lazy. I was, however, quite QUITE mad about Janelle’s eviction, but at the very least it came as a …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 29 – The One Where An Earthquake Hits in the Middle of the Podcast

Language NSFW This week’s Watch What Crappens is earth shaking. Literally. We had an earthquake in the middle of the podcast. Luckily, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I are all intrepid souls and managed to persevere, natural disasters be damned. When not cowering in a door frame, we gabbed mainly about Real …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Goodbye Coaches, Hello Drama

Well, the coaches are dunzo on Big Brother 14, and I have to say that while I thoroughly enjoyed the idea of teams competing against each other, the ensuing chaos in the household has been a perfectly lovely alternative for me. The show has more or less been reset — as Chenbot happily declared on …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Reset It and Forget It

In a MOST. UNPREDICTABLE. AND SHOCKING way, the Big Brother house was turned upside down last night. Yes, America voted on whether or not the coaches would be allowed back into the game, and I can assure you that indeed America / CBS has declared it so! Memo to Big Brother: time to change the …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Who Will Save Your Soul (Patch)?

The gameplay sure is fast and furious on Big Brother where even the most minor interaction (usually stemming from Ian) seems to send huge ripples throughout the house. I won’t spoil what happened in last night’s show, but needless to say, we certainly aren’t facing the listless go-with-the-flow mentality that plagued the past two seasons. …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 28 – Maloof Divorce, Horny Dads, and Jersey RV Trip

Language NSFW On this very special episode of Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and I get down and dirty with all sorts of gossip relating to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Adrienne’s divorce, Brandi’s bathroom high jinks, and Lisa’s renewed wedding vows. Then it’s on to NYC by way …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Tongue-Tied and Twisted

Well, it was another Sunday episode of Big Brother, which meant there wasn’t too much activity beyond nominations, but that’s aiiight. The producers gave us a few human interest segments such as Jenn’s coming out story (ie. pretty much the first things she’s said on camera ALL SEASON), and Ashley’s love of dream boards, which …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Staten Island Dumped?

Well, an explosive week in the Big Brother house has come to an end. It was fun watching Willie get kicked out (did y’all hear he got arrested just days after leaving the house?), but at the same time, I’m going to miss having a full-fledged villain to kick around. As we all know, the …