HILLS RECAP: Shhhhhhh… It's A Secret Wedding That Everyone Knows About!

“om nom nom nom nom…” Drumroll please! The time has finally come: Speidi have gotten married… sort of… not really. That’s right, tonight’s episode of The Hills featured the much anticipated Mexican nuptials of Spencer Pratt and his blushing / boozing bride Heidi Montag. And what did we get to see? Nothing really. Apparently we’ll …

HILLS RECAP: The City Is Calling!

Well lookie here! It’s a Hills recap! As some of you noticed, I’ve taken the last two weeks off because a) one week was full of traveling, birthday celebrations, and illness, and b) the second week was full of real world obligations. And since really the only noteworthy thing to happen during that time was …

Why Yes, I AM The Guy Who Blogged About Sugar in Traffic

Of the many things that happened on tonight’s Survivor finale, the least expected was not The Suze’s near upset for the million dollars but rather Sugar’s reference to this here blog on NATIONAL TV DURING PRIMETIME. Yay! Granted, she didn’t state the site’s name, but unless I’m mistaken, I’m the only one who has blogged …

TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: All About Gail

“I’ll show Padma who’s Padma.” This was the episode of Top Chef, or as I like to call it, The Pad ‘n’ Gail Show that I’d been waiting for: a whole competition based on GAIL. And even better, it was supersized! Would Gail have it any other way? Yes, our dear friend Gail Simmons is …

Dumb 'Survivor: Gabon' Sighting of the Day

I’m very pleased that my one solitary journey out of the apartment today resulted in a close encounter with none other than Survivor: Gabon’s chief strategical mastermind, Sugar. Yes, I was in the presence of The Great Brain, and only a few blocks from my pad. The exciting brush with extreme intelligence happened at a …

And The Award for Greatest Over-Acting Of The Year Goes To…

I think we can all agree that Ed Westwick, a.k.a. Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl, is universally awesome and one of the best young actors on television right now. That being said, his melodramatic turn as the grieving, embittered son of Bart Bass on last night’s episode was a bit much. Not a single line …

From The Hmmmmmm…. Files: Nick Spangler Edition

“Just gotta dance! WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.” Today, The New York Times caught up with Nick Spangler, one half of this season’s winning Amazing Race team, to chat about globetrotting, prize money, and his off-Broadway starring role in The Fantasticks. Said Nick, “[The Fantastics] is a brilliant piece of work and I love singing the music. …