It pains me to admit that “Tardy for the Party” is in my head more often than it isn’t, but I give all the credit to Kandi Burress for crafting a dumb country ditty into a regrettably catchy dance tune. None of the props, however, go to Kim Zolciak, who on tonight’s Real Housewives of …
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My Tribute To Michael Jackson
The “It Don’t Matter If You’re Black or White” Cookie. WIth millions of people around the world paying their last respects to Michael Jackson today, I felt it only appropriate to chime in with my own special tribute to the King of Pop. And what better way to pay homage than by cooking up some …
SOME PEOPLE AREN'T LIKIN' IT: Danny Noriega's Video Debut
Danny Noriega, late of American Idol, has released a music video that’s pretty much as silly as you’d expect it to be. It’s nowhere near is ridiculous as say the canon of Heidi Pratt (née Montag), but then again, that’s not saying much. Here Danny teams up with a mysterious woman named Diamonique, who may …
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BAD NEWS FOR POLKA FANS: Your Music Is No Longer Award Worthy
I have some troubling news for the Midwest: the Grammys have eliminated the all important Best Polka Album category. Yes, yes, it’s true. Take a moment to let it sink in. According to the Associated Press, it’s time to put away the accordions because polka is no longer relevant in today’s musical landscape. That’s okay, …
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And Now Your Beyoncé Caterwaul of the Day
Sometimes (or rather, quite often) when musicians perform live these days, they sing along to pre-recorded versions of their song. This way they always sound right, even if they’re dancing and out of breath or simply having an off-day. Case in point: Beyoncé, who sung along to track on a recent Today Show appearance. The …
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My New Favorite Ukrainian Viral Video
This speaks for itself. Via Best Week Ever
T.I. Quest Begins!
As many readers know, I’m prone to engaging in serialized quests for often fruitless goals: parsley, Angry whoppers, etc.. I’ve decided that my next pursuit will be rapper of the moment, T.I., who’ll be heading to jail in about seventeen days or so. I’m a big T. I. fan, and lately, he’s been popping up …
The Greatest Collection of Album Covers Ever?
A few weeks ago, I blogged about a creative Facebook meme that quickly took the internet by storm for forty-eight beautiful hours before flaming out in typical cyber fad fashion. I’m talking, of course, about the create-your-own-album-cover craze which had users combining random quotes, Wikipedia entries, and Flickr pics into one wonderful mashup of potential …
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My New Favorite Internet Meme: Dancing To Bale Out!
In case you’ve been living under a rock (or in Iraq. Or in Iraq under a rock), the Christian Bale tirade has been all the rage of the Internets. Even better is “Bale Out,” the wonderful techno dance remix, which is not only spectacularly hilarious, but also a really good song. I could actually see …
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It's The Christian Bale Mega Mix!
When news broke this morning that three minutes of a recent Christian Bale tirade on the set of the new Terminator had been caught on tape, I tinge of excitement in my tummy. Memories of Pat O’Brien danced through my head, and I knew the Internet would soon be presenting a giant audio gift for …