‘Allo! I’m in a rush; so I can’t write anything funny about this pic, but honestly, do I even have to? BLOODY GOOD TIMES, GUV’NAH!
Category Archives: British Stuff
And That's Why You Don't Pet Lions
Common sense and some sort of innate, animal instinct tells us that when it comes to lions, we humans should probably keep our distance. However, someone forgot to pass along the memo to British school teacher Kate Drew, who on a recent safari, opted to get up close and personal with the big cats, thinking …
Pasty Brit Sets New Standard For British Pastiness
I don’t often visibly recoil in my seat when I check out British tabloids, but that’s exactly what happened when I stumbled upon this image of Rhydian Roberts, star of the British hit, The X Factor, on holiday with his tantastic aunt Maxine. The contrast is stupefying. Be warned: application of sunglasses may be required …
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Queen Elizabeth Makes Royal Visit To The Mushroom Kingdom
According to a British tabloid (and you know how reputable those are), Queen Elizabeth II has become the latest convert to the wonders of the Wii. Allegedly Prince William received the gaming system from his commoner girlfriend, Kate Middleton, and grandma was only too eager to have a go at it. A palace source claims …
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ROW ALERT: Countess of Wessex Out-Hats Royal Family
Breaking news from the Royal Family. New mother Sophie Rhys-Jones, a.k.a. the Countess of Wessex (or C.O.W.), has proven that while her title is un-throneworthy, she’s certainly the queen (get it?) of hats. I know this must seem like a scone-shattering proclamation to all you Camilla Parker Bowles fans, but before you get your clotted …
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