My Favorite Super Bowl Commercial (And The Game Hasn't Even Started Yet)

I know this may be premature, but this new Human Giant-flavored ad campaign by Pepsi may already be my favorite of Super Bowl Sunday. I mean, it’s Will Arnett and scallops. How could that not be funny? Turns out this spot is one of several Pepsi produced and put up on YouTube. I’m not sure …

ANGRY WHOPPER QUEST: I Ruined Her Joy!!!

Sacrifice #9: It’s none other than Sherayay from The Real Housewives of Atlanta! And who better to go down in flames than the genius behind She By Sherayay? Well, actually, I can think of one more deserving person, but that won’t be revealed until tomorrow. I suppose I could tell you today, but that would …

ANGRY WHOPPER QUEST: Continued Facebook Bloodshed

As I mentioned last week, Burger King has this nifty new promotion for its new item, the Angry Whopper. Just drop ten friends from Facebook and get a free sandwich! How can I turn that down? Last week, I dispensed of two hapless souls. Over the weekend, I managed to drop four more people. Their …

In Search of Friends to De-Friend for an Angry Whopper

Back in the fall of 2007 while on holiday in Berlin, my friends and I encountered a most amusing item: the ANGRY WHOPPER from Burger King. Back then, we thought this was just some amusing German-to-English translation idiosyncrasy, with the intended descriptor being “Hot & Spicy,” not “ANGRY!” We laughed at the name, took a …

DEBBIE MEYER GREEN BAGS: The Official Karen Ogilivie Test!

I’ve been seeing a lot of commercials for the Debbie Meyer Green Bags lately, and for those of you not in the know, it’s a product that purports to lengthen the freshness of produce by up to three weeks. The ads tend to crack me up, if only for the presence of Debbie Meyer, who’s …

And The Winner Is…

Just under eight weeks ago, as part of a Hills promotional tie-in, I posted a contest imploring people to state their worthiness to win $25 of free Sonic fast food. I really didn’t expect much of a response, but I must have vastly overlooked the draw of free food and perhaps underestimated the quality of …