Free Lunch, Courtesy Of B-Side Blog and Sonic!

Avid followers of The Hills may notice Sonic’s various parody ads scattered throughout the telecast on a weekly basis. This is all part of the fast food chain’s serialized spoof, titled The Stalls, and in an effort to promote both the ad campaign and their restaurants, the good people of Sonic have sent me a …

The Crusade Continues, Albeit with Perks

Free Starbucks! Two weeks ago, I implored all of America to revolt against Starbucks and their straw-destroying lids. I was hoping to generate a crusade or at least a low-grade revolution, but sadly, the cause never really caught on with Digg and whatnot. Still, I got some traction — getting linkage from Eater LA and …

New Starbucks Lids Are The Worst Ever

Over the past several months, Starbucks Coffee has been revamping its stores and practices, and among the many changes customers have seen, one of the most peevish has to be the new plastic lids used for cold beverages. At first glance, they look like all the other standard lids, but upon further inspection, these plastic …

Sanjaya Hawks Insurance; Still Sucks

When I read that Sanjaya would be poking fun of himself in a new Nationwide commercial, I felt optimistic that the affable yet untalented kid might finally enter some sort of post-annoying phase where we could enjoy him as a kind of neo-kitsch character, not unlike William Shatner or James Lipton. However, after checking out …

Lenny Kravitz Rocks Prague; I Observe Invisibly

Back in May, I posted about my semi-awkward encounter with Lenny Kravitz in Prague, and I’m happy to report that the commercial around which the whole debacle centered has finally made it to air. Above, check out the new spot for Kohl’s, and know that in one of those windows behind Lenny’s head, my mom …

The 'Pineapple Express' Billboard is Smokin'!

The Sunset Strip gets a lot of unique billboards, the most recent being this one advertising the upcoming Judd Apatow posse movie, Pineapple Express. As you can tell from my camera phone pic, the pineapple actually emits smoke. Kind of cool. Unfortunately, just as I snapped the photo, a gust of wind blew the smoke …

'Mad Men' Marathon Sunday on AMC

The hype for Mad Men has been out of control, and it’s only been augmented by its recent Emmy nomination haul (not to mention my own gushy praise). Still, amidst all the buzz (which kicked up a notch a few months ago with cover stories on Entertainment Weekly and The New York Times Magazine), the …

24 Hour Fitness Tries to Screw Me Over, Ranting Ensues

I have been a loyal member of 24 Hour Fitness for years and years, going all the way back to the heady days of 2002 when I joined the gym’s flagship facility in Hollywood just days after opening. I’ve never really had a problem with the place (unlike with the dreadful con-artists at Bally’s Total …

Like OMG: Lauren and Brody in a Commercial!

It was only a matter of time before the big companies decided to capitalize on The Hills. Take for example this silly commercial featuring Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner babbling away with the assistance of their AT&T cell phones. It’s actually not a particularly impressive spot (nor is it very funny), but hey, the welcome …