Oh By The Way, Here's The Season Premiere of '30 Rock' (!!!!)

Tina Fey is white hot right now, and in an effort to translate that into a ratings boost for 30 Rock, NBC is… um… what is NBC doing? Well, they certainly haven’t been taking advantage of the buzz, opting to launch the third season who knows when. Apparently the plan was to promote the heck …

BRILLIANT: The Inevitable 'Simpsons' / 'Mad Men' Mashup

Earlier this morning, the AP reported that The Simpsons would be parodying the opening credits of Mad Men in its nineteenth annual “Treehouse of Terror” episode (airing November 2nd). That alone was enough to excite me, but now Michelle Collins as Best Week Ever has exclusive screens from the episode, and needless to say, I’m …

If McCain's Good Enough For Speidi, He's Good Enough For You!

John McCain’s campaign has been trailing in the national polls recently, and while I’m sure he’d be delighted to get whatever help he can get, I tend to think these photos of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag in pro-McCain/Palin t-shirts may not be what he has in mind. Yes, in the past McCain has expressed …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Daddy Issues

I didn’t do a photocap of last week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because the pics on Bravo’s site were kind of bad, but this time around, we have more material to work with. Plus, in its third episode, the ladies are starting to develop more as characters. We’ve got Nene, who’s just all around hilarious …

New CW Promo Proves To Be Catchiest In Network's History

Monday’s Gossip Girl had plenty of wonderful moments (none of which included Vanessa), but perhaps the best part of the hour was something that didn’t even happen in the show. Instead, it was a nifty little promo made by The CW to promote what else? Chuck Bass. Set to this fall’s catchiest pop ditty, “Womanizer” …

HILLS RECAP: Greetings From Brody's Cabo Cantina

Poor Lauren. She had to sit on the sidelines of this latest episode of The Hills while her sidekick Audrina got wasted and spent the following twenty minutes of screen time trying to grab a flower. If it doesn’t sound exciting, you’re wrong. This is The Hills, the only show on television that can create …

Barack Obama is a Pussy (And So Is McCain)

Take a good look at the cats above. They represent the future of this country. That’s right, meet Barack Obama (l) and Renegade (r), two cats partaking in the “Purr-fect President” competition as part of the sixth annual CFA Iams Cat Championship. Attendees of this very special event are encouraged to vote for their favorite …

Dartmouth Students Burn Themselves, Steal Dump Trucks

This past weekend, Dartmouth College celebrated its homecoming, and as with any school holiday involving booze and fire, there were arrests aplenty. Most notably there was the drunk freshman who somehow fell over into the embers of the burnt bonfire. When he tried to get up, he put his hands on hot coals, and well, …

Free Lunch, Courtesy Of B-Side Blog and Sonic!

Avid followers of The Hills may notice Sonic’s various parody ads scattered throughout the telecast on a weekly basis. This is all part of the fast food chain’s serialized spoof, titled The Stalls, and in an effort to promote both the ad campaign and their restaurants, the good people of Sonic have sent me a …

The Crusade Continues, Albeit with Perks

Free Starbucks! Two weeks ago, I implored all of America to revolt against Starbucks and their straw-destroying lids. I was hoping to generate a crusade or at least a low-grade revolution, but sadly, the cause never really caught on with Digg and whatnot. Still, I got some traction — getting linkage from Eater LA and …