REAL HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Lynne's A Bad Parent, Y'all!

One of the more compelling threads running through this season of The Real Housewives of Orange County has been the very real, very disturbing relationship between Lynne and her youngest daughter Alexa. On the one hand, we have a rebellious kid oozing with entitlement and refusing to respect her parents in any way. On the …

Lance Bass Goes For Glambert-Meets-Drumline Look

Ever wonder what Lance Bass would look like if he auditioned for a marching band after ten days of no showering? Well, here it is. Looks like our sweet, young Lance is all grown up now. He was denied a trip to space, but his new look is OUT OF THIS WORLD. Actually, it’s not. …

'Idol' Returns To Los Angeles with Most ProActiv-y Guest Judges Yet!

Apologies for taking a week off on the American Idol coverage last week. I fell woefully behind on my DVR and writing (I still haven’t watched any of this season of 24 yet, but don’t worry, I’m gonna chip away at it as soon as I’m done with this post; hopefully with a recap soon). …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Parents Just Don't Understand

This week’s installment of The Real Housewives of Orange County was all about testing the boundaries (hence the episode title, “No Boundaries”). First, we had Gretchen’s friend pushing the limits of proper etiquette by allegedly flirting with Alexis’s husband (but who wouldn’t, right ladies? Right??), and then we had Lynne’s daughter Alexa full on challenging …

The Perfect Mate For Snooki?

Watching Snooki dance alone on the Seaside Heights boardwalk last week, I immediately thought of one thing: this classic YouTube video of a pseudo-Pauly D shaking his thang in a similar beachside community; albeit in Mexico, not Jersey. Perhaps someday these two rhythm lovers will meet. Until then, we’ll just have the memories of their …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: End of a Good Situation

Sadness. The first pure, “innocent” season of Jersey Shore has come to an end, which means we’ll no longer have not just a surplus of fist fights and house music on TV, but also a profound lack of self-awareness. Yes, as Jersey Shore has gone on to become a pop culture sensation, its stars — …