AMAZING RACE PHOTOCAP: Feces For Everyone!

I was bored; so I did a little Amazing Race photocap. So far I’m loving the new season, and even though some people have complained that this batch of racers may constitute the dumbest group of all time, I say that makes it all the better. After all, what’s more fun and unpredictable than watching …

AMERICAN IDOL RECAP: Introducing The Ladies

At long last, American Idol entered the performance phase of the competition last night, debuting a dozen women who all attempted to win us over with their vocal prowess. The degree to which they succeeded is a bit murky. Some of them proved to have very strong voices, others were more emotionally effecting. None were …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Celebrating National Pancake Day

This morning, there was as wonderful confluence of events that led to an unexpected Adventure in Domesticity. 1) I ran out of my normal breakfast cereal that I eat everyday; and 2) I learned it was National Pancake Day, at least as declared by IHOP. What better way to fill the breakfast void than by …

KELL ON EARTH PHOTOCAP: One Day You're In, and The Next, You're Out

With the mania of fashion week (or rather, FUCKING FASHION WEEK) over at Kell On Earth, one would think things would calm down at the offices of People’s Revolution, but as last night’s episode showed us, there’s still plenty of wonderful chaos swirling about at any given time of the day. Yes, there were tears …

DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO THIS WOMAN

My lovely and dear friend Sly got her email hacked into, and some nefarious person sent this message out to her entire address book. If you receive it, do NOT send her money as she is NOT in London, nor does she write this poorly: ———- Forwarded message ———- From: SLY Date: Tue, Feb 23, …

KELL ON EARTH PREVIEW: Booze, Bronzer, and Bitches

I have been bubbling with anticipation for tonight as Bravo airs yet another episode of my new favorite show, Kell On Earth. The series has been everything I could dream of, and last week in Club Med, I forced both my parents to watch it. Even though they might not have enjoyed it per se, …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: We Got To Pray Just To Make It Today!

The Real Housewives of Orange County is truly becoming mesmerizing TV as it enters the final stretch of its season. With cancer, family crises, and financial dilemmas facing the various women, we have a delightful mix of real, urgent storylines that help gravitate some of the more petty diversions. Don’t get me wrong: I love …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: The Makings For An Awkward Episode

I’m back to blogging! And not a moment too soon because tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County looks to be awkward-tastic! In the clip above, watch Alexis and Vicki get into it, continuing the catfight that started last week after various PDAs were employed during mealtime. (FYI, I’m firmly Team Vicki on this …

GOOGLE BUZZ: Yea or Neigh?

Google launched its new, horrific service Google Buzz today, which is basically all the fun of Facebook, but without the architecture. Or structure. Or lack of chaos. In short, it’s like a chat room with no walls. A total and complete inundation of commentary that sprawls and grows faster than the most insidious of weeds. …