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Banter with Ben and Lisa is back from the Olympics and ready to talk about the most pressing issue of the day: Vivica A. Fox. Yes, Lisa Timmons and I tackle Vivica’s recent “Jerseylicious” hosting gig — not to mention her work alongside Faye Dunaway on “The Starlet.” I also grapple with Chad Ochocinco’s recent …
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Ain’t no vacation like a Real Housewives of New York City vacation. Just as the bitches from Orange County never fail to bring their A-Game to season finales and reunions, these New Yorkers always school everyone when it comes time for an international jaunt. To this day, none of the Housewives have been able to …
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Gallery Girls is clearly Bravo’s best new show since forever, and every episode provides a laundry list of ridiculous quotes. Landing at the top of the list this week is this little gem, uttered by one of Angela’s fawning gays. It’s not so much the word choice as it is the inflection… Gir.
I’m back! For the moment. Sorry everyone, I’ve been working on some non-blog stuff that has totally monopolized my time. Despite that, I knew I just had to write something about this week’s double eviction episode of Big Brother, which was AH-MAH-ZING. I tend to love these “Big Brother Fast Forward” shows. They’re awkward, oddly-paced, …
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Language NSFW There was almost too much to cover on this week’s Watch What Crappens. Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I dive straight into the mess, starting with yet another bonkers episode of Real Housewives of New York City. We tackle everything from Sonja’s dog to Aviva’s charity to Ramona’s butt to …
A few weeks ago, after I had been invited to a media-comped meal of various Quebecois treats at P’tit Soleil in Westwood, I knew I just had to make some sort of crazy poutine pun in my headline. It took me a while, but I’m thankful for the musical genius of Akinyele for the assist …
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Ummmmmm… I’m fully aware that by the time I publish this Big Brother photocap, the next episode will have aired already on the East Coast. Oh well. Here’s all that really matters: Zingbot 3000 made its return, and this time, his spawn — Baby Zingbot — made an appearance too. Not going to lie, I …
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It’s been a while since I wrote a photocap for Real Housewives of New York City, and I can explain why very easily: I’m lazy. Truth is that I have more in common with Sonja Morgan than I’d like to admit. Basically, we both like to sit in bed and read about our “friends” in …
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Language NSFW When it comes to women behaving badly, it doesn’t get much worse than the collective display of cattiness on Real Housewives of New York City and Gallery Girls. Luckily, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV) Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I are here to analyze it all on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. We …
So much has happened since my last photocap of Big Brother 14. I took two episodes off, and I’d like to say it was to protest the ouster of Janelle, but honestly, I was just being lazy. I was, however, quite QUITE mad about Janelle’s eviction, but at the very least it came as a …
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