And Now The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Heeeeeere we go again. Bravo is waltzing perilously close to over-saturation with the introduction of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but whatever. I’ll take it. The more the merrier, right? Well, maybe not so much. These women look fairly awful, but I of course base that on having seen their type waft down Rodeo Drive for years now (actually, Beverly and Canon are more their speeds). Among the ladies of this cast are Paris Hilton’s two aunts (one of whom looks like a mix of Demi Moore and, well, Paris herself) as well as Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife, who I will always remember for appearing on Entertainment Tonight and speaking about the UTTER INDIGNITY of having her luggage examined at the airport. It’s hard to tell if this will be an amazing group or the worst thing ever, but one thing’s for sure: the whole faux-Dynasty look of it all means that it’ll probably be a campy good time. Here’s to hoping we get a few kitchen tables tossed for good measure (or is that more of a Jersey thing?)

Also, bonus points for casting a woman named Lisa VanderPump.

And bonus points for Lisa VanderPump looking like she just stumbled out of Falcon Crest.

13 replies on “And Now The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”

  1. This one looks absolutely DELICIOUS!!
    Finally we have our REAL stereotypical shallow, plastic back-stabbing bitches to watch. And they may even have more than one brain cell in their heads…although that may be up for debate.
    You’ve got a definite clap to this one!

  2. I just read about this Franchise, and I am OH SO EXCITED that Kim Richards is on this… I thought she had faded away into 70’s sitcom dust. Plus, she is Paris Hilton’s Aunt? Who knew? Double Bonus!!

    1. She was the gal from ‘Escape from Witch Mountain,’ right?? I was looking at her the whole time trying to place it. with the dark hair, her sister looks even more like Demi than she does!

  3. Wow… I never heard a word past spending more on the four year old’s birthday party than I made teaching Kindergarten last year…

  4. Plastic surgery is a curse! I am so tired of this look — pulled skin, duck lips, crazy cheek implants, fake boobs, hair extensions…. you are not fooling anyone. YOU ARE STILL NOT 29!

  5. Hot damn, this cast looks like the Grandmama of past and future RH franchises! I think this cast will prove to be what the Housewives cast was always meant to be. These women seem LOADED, not pretenders like the other casts.

    And of course, the fact that these women live within the vicinity of where I live, makes it fun to think I could possibly run into them (not that I live the Beverly Hills lifestyle), but you know, we might use the same gas station or something.

  6. There is no such thing as too much “Real Housewives”. Even the bad ones are still good in one way or another. I hope Bravo keep’s bringing them on! RHBH should be awesome and can’t wait. Hollywood is never boring!

  7. I could hardly tell them apart!

    They’re all so plastic and they can barely smile! (Did anyone see them smile??)

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