HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Filling Up Caroline's Volcano Love Bowl

“LET ME TELL YOU A SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY: we ALL enjoy a good volcano love bowl once in a while.” It’s Tuesday; so that can only mean one thing: time for more Real Housewives fun, and as usual, I’ve got some preview clips. In the video above, Caroline celebrates her wedding anniversary with her …

About That Pesky Commenting System

One of the banes of this site’s existence has been the commenting system, which has always sucked no matter what I’ve done to fix it. It’s still far from perfect, but last night, I installed new commenting software that no longer necessitates leaving the page for the verification process. Now you can submit your comment …

SEEK THIS OUT: The Howie Sandwich @ Artisan Cheese Gallery

The other day, my friend Howie announced that the Artisan Cheese Gallery would be serving his self-created sandwich vision, simply titled “The Howie.” I had no idea what the Artisan Cheese Gallery was, but after some thorough investigation (ie. reading more than the first line of his email), I discovered that it was a neat …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Sticky Short Ribs, Celery Root Purée, and Chocolate Tofu Pudding Edition

It’s been a while since I’ve done an Adventure in Domesticity, but I figured that with the debut of The Next Food Network Star last night (starring one of my all-time favorite reality show judges, Susie Fogelson), I owed it to myself and the Food Network to whip up a meal based almost exclusively on …

Jen From 'Big Brother 8' Attempts The 'Wipeout' Course

Video: ‘Wipeout’ Exclusive: MSN TV Wipes Out Two things I love: Jen Johnson from Big Brother 8 and slapstick. Put them together, and you’ve got a nifty little clip, courtesy of MSN TV. In the video above, Jen runs the Wipeout obstacle course, and as you can imagine, muddy splashes ensue. I’m not a big …

BAD NEWS FOR POLKA FANS: Your Music Is No Longer Award Worthy

I have some troubling news for the Midwest: the Grammys have eliminated the all important Best Polka Album category. Yes, yes, it’s true. Take a moment to let it sink in. According to the Associated Press, it’s time to put away the accordions because polka is no longer relevant in today’s musical landscape. That’s okay, …

And Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Dumb Bitch Pièce De Résistance

Don’t you be starting up with me, Dumb Bitch. This season of The Hills has come to a close, which means that we’ll not only have no photocaps of the show until fall, but chances are I won’t have any well written missives from my favorite Hills enthusiast, Dumb Bitch. That’s too bad because they’ve …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: I Now Pronounce You Awful and More Awful

Earlier this week, MTV aired a Very Special episode of The Hills. Not only did it serve as Lauren Conrad’s last appearance in the franchise as a regular cast member, but it also ushered in the newlywed era of Speidi, whose nuptials were documented for the world to see. And yes, it was all just …

THE BASIL CHRONICLES: Chapter 1 — 'Allo Basil!

This past winter, I attempted to grow a lush bounty of parsley, only to have it all die off within three months, the victim of my poor farmer skillz (or perhaps Ikea’s worthless seeds). We’ll never know what exactly went wrong in that lil parsley cup, but I must admit — I was a little scarred …

Wii Videos Are Still Funny, Embarrassing

With E3 wrapping up later this afternoon, I thought we could take a look back at the glory days of the Wii, when the sheer novelty spawned countless YouTube videos of people punching at air and breaking their TVs. Here’s one that’s been unearthed by m_ruv. It’s of yours truly flailing about in the most …