The following video may be two years old, but hey, I just found it today. Let me say that I am nothing short of entranced. It details the elaborate courting ritual of New Jersey’s libidinous youth (as seen from the heart of Cabo San Lucas). All future casanovas should watch and learn. Video after the …
Monthly Archives: July 2008
The Most Vicious Restaurant Review You Might Read This Year
I realize that a lot of people who read this blog don’t necessarily live in Los Angeles, but that’s no reason why we all can’t simply adore this restaurant review which absolutely eviscerates one of the city’s oldest establishments, Gladstone’s of Malibu. The famed seafood joint gets the royal treatment from Leslie Brenner (subbing in …
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Speidi's Got A Gun
Here’s something to disturb you: Heidi and Spencer handling firearms. Yes, if there was ever a photo shoot that could get the Supreme Court to reverse its latest decision on gun control, it would be this one featuring our favorite Hills duo preening at a shooting range. I’m uncomfortable watching trained soldiers brandishing weapons, let …
CALL THE FUN POLICE: Ina Garten Zigzags
This is one of my favorite Barefoot Contessa openings, and not just because Ina Garten talks about the “Fun Police.” No, it’s the awkward wending and winding that makes it so special. It’s like she’s walking through her own WASPy version of Lombard Street. Unfortunately, poor Ina can’t quite walk and talk at the same …
Chenbot, You Had Me At "Hello, Houseguests"
Click the photo to see the video. I’m shocked that CBS refuses to embed this video because it’s not only amusing, but it features probably one of Julie Chen’s funniest intentional moments in ages. You have to wait ’til the end for it, but it’s great and makes me love her all over again. Check …
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SANDRA LEE: I Never Met A Seahorse I Didn't Like
God bless Sandra Lee. The woman has no taste whatsoever, and just in case you forgot how tacky she can get, take a glimpse at this intro from today’s episode where she happily trumpets the use of decorative seahorses throughout her kitchen. It’s a bit… much. I also like how after she points out the …
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Tony Gonzalez Is The Best!
I love when football stars do cool things off the field. Take, for example, Tony Gonzalez of the Kansas City Chiefs. He’s already one of the most likable All-Stars playing these days, and now we can like him all the more after he saved a guy from choking to death in a restaurant. What a …
BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Meet The Cast!
Watch CBS Videos Online Oh glorious day! CBS has finally revealed the cast for Big Brother 10, and as expected, it’s quite the diverse group. Sure, there are plenty of pretty people and bartenders, er, “mixologists,” but we’ve also got one gay cowboy, one seventy-five year-old great grandpa, a sassy fiftysomething woman, an OCD sufferer, …
Big Brother Cast Teased in New Commercial!
Big Brother premieres July 13th. Look for photocaps here.
AFTERNOON CAKE: Vintage Porsche Edition
Once again, I’m happily shilling for my friends, Marc and Leslie. From the same people who made the best R2-D2 cake EVER (even if it was red, purists be damned), here’s a nifty Porsche cake the two made for a recent client. Ain’t it the cutest little Porsche cake you done ever seen? For more …