This video doesn’t say much about Texas drivers (nor, for that matter, the structural integrity of banks). Fear not: no one was hurt.
Monthly Archives: July 2008
I Think The Japanese Are Onto Something…
Staten Island girl + baby costume – equilibrium = awesome. On last night’s episode of I Survived a Japanese Game Show, contestants were spun around rapidly for quite some time before being unleashed on a killer obstacle course (through which they had to carry two pitchers of milk). Needless to say, pratfalls and splashing ensued. …
BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: All Praise Renny!
I simply cannot believe we’re only two episodes into Big Brother 10, and it’s already this intense. Has this ever happened? My heart was racing I was so excited with all the twists and turns that took place over this second hour of the season. Renny has quickly jumped to the top of my favorites …
Why You Hating On Us, BEN & JERRY'S???
Hold me closer, tiny ice cream. My heart skipped a beat today when I saw that there’d be a brand new flavor rolling out of the Ben & Jerry’s factory this month. Surely I would have to sample this latest batch of frozen paradise. But then I learned a horrid, horrid truth. The new flavor …
MEMO TO EDITOR: Maybe You Should Read The Story Before You Write The Headline
Anyone notice something strange about this clipping from Yahoo! News? The article, btw, can be found here.
And Now Something A Little Gay (As In Happy!)
Little girls across America can rejoice. Here’s a glimpse at the new High School Musical movie. That’s right, in case you hadn’t heard, Troy and Gabriela are coming to the big screen, and for once we’ll find the answers to many of our burning questions: will the high school musical be cancelled? Will the basketball …
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DONNA FELDMAN: The Most Awkward Talking Head Ever?
The other night, I was watching Red Eye, the late-night gabfest on Fox News, when I witnessed possibly one of the more awkward jokes I’ve seen in quite some time. It came courtesy of model Donna Feldman, who tried to make a funny about Rolling Stones member Ronnie Wood and his affair with an eighteen-year-old …
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BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Let The Fun Begin!
“Wait ’til you see these idiots.” Big Brother is back, and based on last night’s premiere, I think I can say without over-exaggeration that we’ve got an awesome cast. While I liked the winter batch, this new clan of house guests are fantastic. CBS hyped up the diversity big time, and so far, it looks …
Wanna Be On Top?
This could be you! ANTM winner, Jaslene Gonzalez. Since it’s a well known fact that my readers are the most beautiful and striking readers on the Internets, it should come as no surprise that a “modeling consultant” involved in the casting of America’s Next Top Model contacted yours truly about the latest search for Tyra’s …
Blogging Is No Day At The Beach  Except When It Is
The best part about being a full-time writer is that I get to make my own schedule (most of the time); so when my old friend IndianJones proposed going to the beach on his day off from work, I was more than happy to accept the offer  even if it meant abandoning my bedroom/office …
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