4 replies on “DEAD CELEBRITIES: Ike Turner Edition”

  1. It’s a shame when you die and the first thing people think is “wife beater”. I gather the second would be “drug addict”. Having your artistic talent come in a distant third is very sad. Will the lovely Tina, who moved on decades ago, release a statement?

  2. “Y know, every now and then I think you might like to hear something from us nice and easy.
    But theres just one thing.
    You see we never ever do nothing nice and easy.
    We always do it nice and rough.”
    RIP you miserable rat bastard.

  3. The River Styx, right?? I’m trying desperately to remember my greek or roman mythology. Guess I need to watch Hercules again…

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