QUICK HIT: Madame Tussaud’s Creepy Wax Version of Robert Pattinson

Want to test your devotion to Team Edward? Check out these creepy photos of Robert Pattinson’s wax sculpture, which was just unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in Berlin. The best way to describe it is one part Pattinson and one part Matthew Perry circa 1997 Vicodin addiction. Check out the pics here.

THE QUAFF: Dark & Stormy Edition

On the occasion of my 32nd birthday last weekend, my crew and I (née The Lametourage, since renamed The VC — as in, The Vicious Circle) decided to take in a viewing of the latest Twilight movie (a.k.a. laugh at the screen). There’s absolutely no way to slog through the vampire saga sober; so clearly, …