RACHEL ZOE PHOTOCAP: End Of A Short-Short Season

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Well, The Rachel Zoe Project has LITERALLY come to an end, and now we’ll be left with nothing but memories of dramatic gasps and syncopated speech patterns. That’s probably a good thing as I felt my brain cells die by the second when i watched this show, but oh, it was such a fun brain cell death. I can’t say that every episode had a particularly intriguing or captivating story arc, but oh, it was all worth it for those classic moments when Rachel would Rachel-out — such as her notorious attempt to style “ghosts” and her ongoing struggles with vertigo. Doesn’t get much better than that (actually, it does, but just go with it).
Anyway, photocap after the jump.

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And Now A Scene From Rachel Zoe Theatre

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Tragically, tonight marks the season finale of The Rachel Zoe Project — a show that some believe rivals Mad Men in terms of quality and thoughtfulness. I must say that I sort of fell in love with this series this year, but not because it’s really any good. I just think it’s the richest source of comic material since perhaps season two of The Hills.
Nevertheless, imitating Rachel’s intonations and phrases has become a small hobby of my friends and I, and the other night, jash and I engaged in such mockery on IM. Now, I really don’t like when bloggers post their IM conversations because they are invariably never as entertaining to readers as they are to the writer, but I’m hoping this may be an exception to the rule. After the jump, check out our Rachel Zoe conversation. The copy and paste omitted our IM names, but oddly enough, it actually works better if read as one long stream of Rachel Zoe consciousness.

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Jon Gosselin Faces Unlikely Phalanx of D-List Interrogators

The 1800s had Lincoln-Douglas. The 1900s had Kennedy-Nixon. And now the 2000s already have a contender for the century’s most influential and noteworthy debate: Gosselin-Grace (-Nash-Osmand-Frankel-some-other-dude). Yes, in a strange bit of tabloid-milking, The Insider decided to pit Jon Gosselin against a panel of D-List celebrities who would hopefully break him down and realize the error of his ways. Those luminaries included Donny Osmond, Niecy Nash, some guy, Bethenny Frankel, and the one and only Nancy Grace, who tore into Jonny Goss with the sort of ferocity normally exhibited by a rabid wolverine. Why these guests were chosen is still beyond me, and what Lara Spencer et. al. were trying to achieve (aside from ratings) remains a mystery.
Suffice it to say, even if you don’t care about the Gosselin saga, this is still highly entertaining stuff. Credit goes to “Kate Gosselin 4-Eva” fanclub founder Andy Dehnart for posting these clips of the showdown. The first is above. Two more — including one with a hilarious Nancy Grace ending — after the jump.

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HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Don't Be Tardy For The Race-ardy

Okay, that headline was a bit of a stretch, but if the song is still in my head a week later, I reserve the right to insert it into as many Housewives posts as I possibly can. That being said, tonight is a new episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I believe the clip above speaks for itself. After the jump, a bonus clip of Ed Hartwell training for a big comeback that may never happen. It kind of really makes me sad. Alas.

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RACHEL ZOE PHOTOCAP: Paris, Je LITERALLY T'Aime

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After much drama last week, Rachel Zoe and Brad headed off to Paris last night on The Rachel Zoe Project for Fashion Week. This meant that poor Taylor had to stay home and clean up Brad’s professional messes while literally everyone else on the show — even that gangly makeup dude who apparently likes to pose for French Vogue while sampling escargot — got to make the trip across the pond. Of course, we all suspect that Tay-Tay enjoys playing the martyr, and when she tried to complain to her parents (who I loved), they pretty much shot her down. That didn’t make it any less awful, however, when Brad later called and told Taylor that there was an empty seat at the Chanel show next to him. I’m sure she loved that.
Speaking of Chanel, Rachel and Brad got to live out their dreams by getting an exclusive tour of Coco Chanel’s apartment. Don’t get me wrong — it was a cool opportunity — but they acted as if they’d been given a private audience with GOD. Afterwards, the two shared tears in a nearby bistro and confessed to bouts of shakiness and ebullience in the wake of being so close to Coco.
Yes, it was all silly, and that’s pretty much the way the whole episode was — as usual. Lots of gawking at fashion, followed by over-dramatic proclamations, and silly banter. So the answer is yes — it was hilarious.
Photocap after the jump.

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MINI ADVENTURE IN DOMESTICITY: Asian Pot Roast Edition

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The terms “Asian” and “pot roast” aren’t often found together because according to New York Times culinary star Mark Bittman, “a scarcity of fuel in east Asia precluded long, slow cooking” back in the day. That’s all well and good, but you see, I bought these chuck roasts from Costco a few months ago, and now I’ve gotta use them. I can only make so many traditional, European-style pot roasts (red wine, garlic, onion, carrots, celery). Don’t get me wrong — the French and British traditions of pot roasts are lovely — but I love Asian flavor profiles; so off to the Internet I went in search of some sort of Asian-y braise I could apply to mah meat.
Unfortunately, I discovered that there were very few braises that seemed trustworthy. I searched for “Asian pot roast,” “Asian short ribs,” “Asian braise,” etc. etc.. Emeril had an option that looked decent, but then again, so did Mark Bittman (see above link). Plus, I once had used an Aida Mollenkamp Asian short rib recipe that I had found quite delightful; so that was a contender too. After consulting with Sly, Jash, and Erin McChids of Dishwasher Ready, I decided to “hotrod” (as Ina says) the Mollenkamp ribs by adding some elements of the ever-trusted Bittman Asian pot roast recipe along with a few items from my kitchen. Unfortunately, I took no photos of the experience, but I can tell you right now it turned out wonderfully. That’s why I’m writing this. It was so good, I felt the need to share what I did so that I can add to the small canon of Asian Pot Roast recipes on the Internet.
Details after the jump.

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One Last Plea To Help Raise Money for MS!


Exclusive video of Meeshie biking for MS.

This is shameless, I know. But it’s shameless for a great cause. As I mentioned last week, my friend Meeshie is participating in the bike ride for MS Research in an effort to help find a cure for multiple sclerosis. I’m not the charitable type, but it’s an important cause that affects more people than you may realize.
Anyhoo, Meeshie’s goal is to reach $1,000, but alas, she’s about $300 shy of that total. Obviously, $700 ain’t bad at all, but if you can help her reach that goal, that would be awesome. Ten dollars here. Five dollars there. It all adds up! Do you like my hard sell? I’m really pushing it. Anyway, the bike ride is on Sunday; so there’s not a lot of time left.
If you’re interested in donating, click here.

Eight Amazing Ads From A 1986 Edition of TV Guide

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Earlier today, I posted five Oprah Winfrey Show ads that ran in an issue of TV Guide exactly twenty-three years ago this week. Those were fun and all, but of course TV Guide has more to offer than just Oprah. There’s a whole variety of amusing, dated, and amazingly dumb ads to be shared; and so I fired up my scanner yet again this morning, and voila — we now have another handful of goofy advertisements to enjoy from that same issue. If you’ve ever wanted to see where all the clichés about dumb sitcoms and their even dumber marketing come from, it’s all right here
My favorites after the jump…

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OPRAH IN 1986: Five Amazing Ads

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Yesterday, a friend of mine gave me an old 1986 issue of TV Guide as a joke, and being the cultural anthropologist that I am, I immediately leafed through it to check out the television landscape of yore. Little did I realize that I’d be stumbling on a small treasure trove of classic Oprah print ads. I’m telling you, these things are amazing, and while there are many hilarious advertisements in the magazine (several of which I shall post later today), none compare to what Oprah has to offer. Needless to say, I put my scanner to good use.
After the jump, five Oprah ads from the week of September 27th, 1986 (exactly twenty-three years ago this week)…

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HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Kim Sings Again, And It Ain't Half Bad! (It's Actually TOTALLY Bad)

It pains me to admit that “Tardy for the Party” is in my head more often than it isn’t, but I give all the credit to Kandi Burress for crafting a dumb country ditty into a regrettably catchy dance tune. None of the props, however, go to Kim Zolciak, who on tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta can be seen laying down the verses to the song in typically atonal fashion. Just like last season, she simply cannot sing, which explains why her voice has been so digitally manipulated on the final cut of “Tardy for the Party.” The masochists out there can watch the video above and hear her voice in its raw state. Like a variety of her wigs and dresses — it’s not pretty.
I just hope I never hear the song when I’m at a club — only because I know that if I’m a little bit drunk, I might actually dance to it, which is the saddest thing of all (see the Renny video on Youtube for frame a reference). I move the way Kim sings. It’s bad. Very bad.
After the jump, check out a bonus video from tonight’s show as Sherayay and Duh-wight discuss plans for her big fashion show WITH fashions.

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