And God Said HA! (Or At Least Sharon Stone Did)

It’s not even 11:15 AM, and already two viral video gems have surfaced today. The first was a phenomenal Muppet mash-up. The second is this gloriously loopy clip of Sharon Stone explaining the karmic intricacies of the recent earthquake tragedies in China. Word to the wise: don’t ever treat her GOOD friends unkindly. You never …

Weezer Video Makes Me Feel Not Too Bad About Wasting So Much Time On YouTube

The new Weezer video, in short, is a blast. A romp. A rollercoaster of viral video emotions. The band collected some of the most famous faces from the YouTube generation and crammed them all into three minutes and nineteen seconds of musical bliss. All your favorites are there: Chris Crocker, Tay Zonday, and Miss South …

CoverGirl Utilizes New Tongue Twister To Sell Products

Back in Cycle 9 of America’s Next Top Model, we watched the girls stumble and slur their way through one of the most ill-conceived product titles of all time: the Wetslicks Fruit Spritzer. To the uninitiated (ie. me), it sounded like the models were merely saying “westshlicksfritzsprtizer,” especially when queen marble-mouth Jaslene got in on …

Thoughts On The First Seven Minutes of 'Speed Racer'

• Susan Sarandon’s skin looks nice. • Hey, there’s the paralyzed guy from Friday Night Lights. • This is sort of weird. • I like that random hand-drawn sequence. • I never watched the original series; so nostalgia is not making this more enjoyable. • The animé fans are going to be so annoying about …