HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Danielle Continues To Be Crazy, Slutty

Tomorrow night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs once again, and with all the rumors circulating about Danielle Staub and her shady past, things are getting mighty interesting. In the clip above, Danielle gets snippy with her gal pals Jacqueline and Teresa (the latter of whom never found a headband she couldn’t strangle her …

And Now An Important Message From Chris Brown

Chris Brown, perhaps the inspiration for “Boom Boom Pow,” has resurfaced with two very important messages — in YouTube form, natch. Above, the singer clarifies any confusion about his reputation, noting that he is not, in fact, a monster. This is independently verified by Bow Wow, who has long stood as the preeminent character witness …

'Housewives' Preview Clips: Learning To Shave Your Lady Regions

Tonight’s a brand spanking new edition of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and hopefully, some sparks might start flying with these ladies. In the meantime, here’s a clip of resident battle ax Caroline forcing her daughter to learn the finer art of pubic waxing. After the jump, two bonus clips that I honestly haven’t …

The 'Housewives' Reunion Distilled Down to Three Awesome Minutes

This parody of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion is kind of what one might call brilliant. It hits pretty much all the right notes; although, Jill comes off with a bit more of a potty mouth than I always imagined her to have. Doesn’t matter. It’s still funny. Via Entertainment Weekly (thanks …

Kelly and Bethenny Go At It Again — And It's Still Just As Fun!

It doesn’t matter how many times it happens, watching Kelly and Bethenny fight on The Real Housewives of New York City is always fantastic. I think it has something to do with the fact that they completely do not communicate (and that Kelly’s arguments are always so bizarre that they take on a certain surrealist …

The Plight of Casey Wilson

SNL’s Casey Wilson Reads Internet Comments from Casey Wilson Here’s an amusing video from Saturday Night Live’s Casey Wilson. It involves the Internet, emotions, and ambling down Western Avenue in Los Angeles. Plus, as an added bonus, she’s wearing the same outfit she wore on the plane when I stalked her from across the aisle! …

Tonight Promises To Be The Most Housewifiest Housewife Fest of All Housewife Time!

If there’s anything that could outshine my excitement for tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere, it’s part one of Bravo’s two-night Real Housewives of New York City reunion extravaganza. If these preview clips are any indication, the shows should be out of control. I don’t even have to discuss the videos. Just watch and …

VIDEO: Danny Gokey Forgets Lyrics At Hometown Concert, Epic Fail Ensues

So Danny Gokey went back to Milwaukee this weekend, and a funny thing happened at his hometown concert: his lyrics blew away in the wind. Yes, just as he was starting up a rendition of the classic Michael Jackson tune “Billie Jean,” his crib sheet flittered off in the wind, perhaps the result of not-so-divine …

I Survived A Japanese Zombie Show

You know what’s great? When parents SCARE THE HELL out of their children. Always commendable activity (sarcasm). Nevertheless, check out this bizarre yet humorous clip from some Japanese TV show where two parents — as well as many, many neighbors — convince two super cute little kids that they’re ABOUT TO DIE (from a zombie attack, natch). …

IDOL RECAP: Rock Week, Or The Night Danny Gokey Broke Every Glass In My Apartment

So it was rock week on American Idol last night, and I for one was excited. After having suffered through the dreary doldrums of the Rat Pack genre (not to mention Jamie Foxx’s curious ramblings), I was ready for some energetic, ballad-free music. And guess what? Overall, that’s pretty much what we got. Last night’s …