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Free stuff alert! In an effort to promote their new Lauren Conrad line of clothes, Kohl’s has given me a $50 gift certificate to be used in their stores. You know what that means: time for a giveaway! If you want to win the gift certificate, send me an email at bsideblog at gmail dotcom …
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I’d be loathe to abandon The Hills, seeing how it’s brought me so many warm memories and strange real-life experiences (did I mention that time I went to the season four premiere party and became pen pals with Joe Francis? Yes, VERY strange indeed). I do have a special place in my heart for the …
After a summer of suspense, The Hills returned for its fifth season last night (although, I can swear there’ve been about thirty), and the big news was that Kristin Cavallari had stepped in to take the place of Lauren Conrad’s starring role. This wasn’t the first time Kristin has ascended to the spotlight. Back in …
“I want B-Side to write the recaps the way he used to!!!!!!!!!!!!” The Hills and The City premiere tomorrow on MTV, and in case the (sort of nonexistent) PR machine hadn’t informed you already, we here at B-Side Blog have the luxury of having our very own psycho reader to remind us of all the …
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Don’t you be starting up with me, Dumb Bitch. This season of The Hills has come to a close, which means that we’ll not only have no photocaps of the show until fall, but chances are I won’t have any well written missives from my favorite Hills enthusiast, Dumb Bitch. That’s too bad because they’ve …
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Earlier this week, MTV aired a Very Special episode of The Hills. Not only did it serve as Lauren Conrad’s last appearance in the franchise as a regular cast member, but it also ushered in the newlywed era of Speidi, whose nuptials were documented for the world to see. And yes, it was all just …
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You know, I never got around to doing a photocap of last week’s episode of The Hills, and I’ve yet to watch this week’s again (there was lots of loud yammering through it from my friends; so I missed about 70% of it), but I knew y’all wouldn’t be that upset at me because whenever …
I could really go for a Triscuit right now. There are three things that make any Hills episode good: Kelly Cutrone getting mad, Heidi having an illogical argument with another girl, and Audrina telling off Justin Bobby. Just our luck that last night’s show had all three of those elements. By far the most entertaining …
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A funny thing just happened: it’s Monday afternoon, and I realized I haven’t written anything about last week’s episode of The Hills. Apologies all around. This in no way reflects the quality of the episode, which was highly amusing. Basically, it focused on girls being bitches to each other, and last time I checked, that’s …
Last time when this dumb bitch wrote me an angry email, I got pissed and told her to go away. I also happened to have been very hungry at the time and prone to crankiness. Today comes a new entry in psycho-ville. I think it’s clear she didn’t read my previous scourge against her, which …
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