HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: She's Still Hotter Than You, Tamra

For its first two seasons, I never watched Real Housewives of Orange County because it always felt a little dull to me. Not so anymore. This season has featured one trainwreck episode after another, and I think we can agree that the producers finally got the casting mix just right. Gretchen has brought out evil …

ANGRY WHOPPER QUEST: I Ruined Her Joy!!!

Sacrifice #9: It’s none other than Sherayay from The Real Housewives of Atlanta! And who better to go down in flames than the genius behind She By Sherayay? Well, actually, I can think of one more deserving person, but that won’t be revealed until tomorrow. I suppose I could tell you today, but that would …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Horses & Bitches Edition

So who else finished last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County with a whole new set of wrinkles due to sixty straight minutes of cringing? Man, I thought last week was bad with the dinner from hell (“CUT!”), but this latest trip to the Del Mar race track brought awkwardness to awful …

BEST OF 2008: Television Edition

2008 was a curious year for television, what with the writers strike and all. Seasons got messed up, late night shows went without comedy, and CBS aired a bonus edition of Big Brother — which sadly was universally loathed by pretty much everyone but me. That’s okay though. I don’t mind being a maverick when …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Here's To Being Catty!

Things have been a little slow on the site recently due to my East Coast traveling, but fear not. I have returned to my home base! That being said, it’s time to catch up again with the Original Wives (O.W.’s). You know who I’m talking about: The Real Housewives of Orange County. Gone are boring …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Some Old Fashioned Drinks and Dialogue

It’s Thanksgiving time! And what am I thankful for? Oh, just the sublime hour of confrontation and self-delusion that the Real Housewives of Atlanta provided for us during last night’s gleeful reunion special. The fights were intense and exciting, trumped only by the juicy details behind such curiosities as Kim’s hair. Turns out it really …