HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: The Most Amazing Fight Ever

Hype = fulfilled. OH. MY. GOODNESS. After weeks of anticipation, we finally got to see the epic brawl on The Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight, and it did not disappoint in the least. It was — as the kids say — O.O.C. (That stands for “Out of Control”). I’m telling you, there has never been a …

Epic 'Real Housewives' Fight Of The Century Airs Tonight!!!

It’s the moment we’ve been waiting months for. Ever since we saw Teresa flip a table during the Real Housewives of New Jersey preview special back in April, we’ve been eagerly anticipating what looks to be the most over-the-top blowout in Bravo history, and now the moment is almost here. Tonight, the shockingly short New …

HOUSEWIVES RECAP: Augmenting The Drama

I suppose Tuesday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey was the calm before the storm. That’s because next week, we’re already at the much-hyped season finale where tables are flipped, fingers are pointed, and bellows of “WHHHHOORREEEEE!!!!” are screamed across all of Bergen county. Yeah, it’s gonna be a doozy, and I …

ONE NIGHT ONLY: Those Bitches From Orange County Are Back!

Sometimes I’m astonished by the sheer amount of junk I post about The Real Housewives, but hey, it brings the traffic in; so why stop? Well, great news. Those catty shrews forty miles south of me are back on Bravo tomorrow night. Yes, I’m talking about The Real Housewives of Orange County, who’ll be making …

Jeana Keough In Mortgage Trouble!

A few weeks ago, rumors swirled that Jeana Keough might not return for the next season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Maybe she might want to reconsider that fat paycheck from Bravo as she’s now defaulted on her mortgage to Chase. Yes, the beleaguered and often trod-upon housewife now owes over $37,000 to …

'Housewives' Finale Looks To Be Awesomest Brawl In Bravo History!

I’m still waiting for Bravo to put up photos from last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey; so in the meantime, take a look at this preview teaser for next week’s season finale, which looks to be so epic that pseudo-Dark Knight music is used to score the action. Anticipation building!!!

HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Filling Up Caroline's Volcano Love Bowl

“LET ME TELL YOU A SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY: we ALL enjoy a good volcano love bowl once in a while.” It’s Tuesday; so that can only mean one thing: time for more Real Housewives fun, and as usual, I’ve got some preview clips. In the video above, Caroline celebrates her wedding anniversary with her …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Read Anything Good Lately?

It’s official. I’m now loving The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It’s nowhere near as amazing and perfect as New York, but I think it can hold its own with the rest of the franchise. Last night’s episode was compelling (in a trashy, shouldn’t-be-admitting-it kind of way) but also very funny. Caroline remains my favorite …

HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Danielle Continues To Be Crazy, Slutty

Tomorrow night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs once again, and with all the rumors circulating about Danielle Staub and her shady past, things are getting mighty interesting. In the clip above, Danielle gets snippy with her gal pals Jacqueline and Teresa (the latter of whom never found a headband she couldn’t strangle her …