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Yew Know Wut, CBS? It's Been Three Days, and We're Still Waiting, Owkaay?
Seriously, CBS needs to post its screen caps to Wednesday’s Big Brother episode pronto. I know the executives and webmasters have more important things to do like driving around in their B-M-DoubleYews, but the next installment is less than a day away! This could be a disaster! Yew know wut, CBS? Yew don’t owe me …
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Yew Know Wut, CBS? Yew Don't Owe Me More Screen Shots, But Ya Kinda Dew!
The latest Big Brother episode was on Wednesday. It’s been over two days, and we still don’t have official screen caps, which means I can’t do a photocap. Don’t you understand, CBS? If you don’t post the pics, I’m gonna die inside. Die. DIE. In the meantime, y’all will have to wait a bit. Yew …
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The Fall of Rambutan
Last night, wee Ramiele Malubay was tearfully ejected from the American Idol universe, bringing an end to my ability to call her Rambutan week in and week out. It’s a joke that I think only me and my friend Jash ever laughed at, but laugh we did, and now America’s little Filipino is gone — …
The Housewives Get Some Hot Tongue Action
This week, The Real Housewives of New York City went from a guilty pleasure to a gross-out bonanza thanks to the intrepid work of one dog’s tongue and one woman’s nostril. Yes, the closeup of Jill’s dog licking her nose clean was an instant classic — one of the most searing images to ever emerge …
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Your Sandra Lee Ridiculousness of the Day
Thank God for Red Lasso. I just gained entry to their Beta, which means now I can easily post clips from the Food Network. What a glorious revelation. Why not kick things off with Sandra Lee who’s baking CAAAAKE!!!
Not That He's Materialistic Or Anything…
I’m sorry. I can’t contain my disgust for James. I know I should be mature and just ignore him, but I simply can’t. It’s too easy to rant when you have a blog. In this clip, posted today on JokersUpdates, James discusses the origins of his pink mohawk, which comes not from any innate craziness …
BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: He's On An Island!!!
Oh Big Brother. You cruel, cruel mistress. Last night was a classic Big Brother emotional roller coaster. There were highs, there were lows, and there were laughs. Oh so many laughs. Watching Joshuah sob by himself was almost worth the price of admission. Watching Joshuah make Sheilah sob too was even better. However, while there …
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GOSSIP GIRL? Stephanie Pratt Attempts To Be The Universal Sidekick
The second half of The Hills season is only a few episodes old, but already She-Spencer, née Stephanie Pratt, has already turned out to be a breakout star. The first instinct is to hate her as she is a descendent of the Pratt lineage, but her naughty manipulations and Iago-esque troublemaking have made her the …
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BYE BYE LOVE: Departures Aplenty on The Hills
Holy Moly. I had no idea MTV was going to give us two full episodes of The Hills tonight. I’m all for extra episodes, but I have to admit, I was so very psyched to be recapping only a half an hour’s worth of material. Now I gotta do a full hour? ARGH! It’s okay …
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