“I should have made scallops…” Ladies and gentlemen, The Hills season three has come to an end. For reals this time. No more of this “continuation” crap. Yes, it is done and over, and now we have to wait three long months for August when season four pops up on MTV. Judging by the sneak …
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Sue Simmons + F-Bomb = YouTube Bliss
Local NBC anchor Sue Simmons is a near legend in New York City. And hopefully now this clip will be too. FANTASTIC.
Serena van der Woodsen Bows To The Porcelain Gods
When all is said and done, tonight’s episode of Gossip Girl will be remembered for one thing: sound effects. And a random Lisa Loeb cameo. But mostly the sound effects. Just watch the clip.
SWEET SIXTEEN: Ranking The 'Survivor' Seasons
Now that Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites is over, I can get started with my favorite semiannual tradition: ranking the seasons. It’s a task that seems to get more difficult every year. So many special moments, so many blindsides, so many colorful characters. How to prioritize them all? I can try to explain my thinking, but …
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Most Random Moment of 'Survivor' Finale Night
We’ve seen a lot of crazy, deranged, unhinged, emotional, and flat-out bizarre moments at the final Survivor jury, but never one like this. Scratch that: never two like these. The first, which I’ve clipped above, is Natalie’s mildly seductive, completely random question about Parvati’s sex life. If I didn’t know better, I’d think I was …
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DON'T FORGET: Survivor Finale Tonight!
As if anyone who’s been following this suddenly awesome season would overlook this, but tonight marks the season finale of Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites. That’s right: the end is here. Kind of snuck up on me. It’s actually too bad. This season started off slowly as I found myself caring more about the Favorites than …
The Real Housewives of Narnia City?
Is it me, or does Prince Caspian look like his proper title might actually be Countess? And maybe instead of Caspian, his name might be, oh, I don’t know, LUANN? I can’t help but feel that when this high-cheekboned, cleft-chinned hero isn’t slaying dragons and other mythical foes, he’s spending his free time playing tennis …
Julie Chen Beatboxes. That Is All.
Video of the year?
David Archuleta's Dad = Officially Banned!
“ARRGH!!! All my unrealized dreams will continue through you, my son! THROUGH YOU!!!!” It’s official: Jeff Archuleta (a.k.a. the crazy psycho stage dad of overly earnest American Idol contestant David Archuleta) has been banned from rehearsals at the venerable Fox reality behemoth. This comes after weeks of speculation that the man is a total control …
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OH SNAP: Favorite 'Gossip Girl' Line of the Week
I just discovered I can make clips from The CW on RedLasso. In honor of this feat, I’ve decided to immortalize this little interaction, which was one of many on this week’s show that made me say “Holy shit!” (which of course was followed by “I LOVE THIS SHOW.”)