Feeling desperate? Suffer from blindness? Deafness? Lacking any senses in particular? Well, if you have a few extra bucks, this might be just what you need to spice up your life: a date with American Idol’s Constantine Maroulis, the living incarnation of baklava (and just as sticky!). It’s an opportunity too wonderful/smarmy to pass up! …
Category Archives: Television
Spencer Pratt Encounters David Letterman, Intelligence
In case you missed Friday’s Late Show with David Letterman, Spencer Pratt appeared as a guest, and within minutes, he managed to embarrass himself in an attempt to strut his celebrity persona. Luckily, Letterman happily put him in his place with a few dismissive chuckles and a sardonic quip or two. Leno fans, take note.
Lisa Fernandes Shares Her Thoughts on Bloggers
FUCK YOU, bloggers! Doing much to dispel her reputation as a pugnacious uber-bitch in search of a simple congratulations, Top Chef’s Lisa Fernandes tells the The New York Daily News that “No matter what the blogs say about me not taking into consideration about what the judges tell me, or that I don’t respond well …
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TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: It's The Finale, Bitches!
Last night, another sweet and spicy season of Top Chef drew to a close, but not before giving us a tasting menu’s worth of anxiety as the producers successfully conned me into believing that Lisa actually had a chance of winning the whole thing. I knew it was just a bunch of misdirection, but stranger …
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Top Eight Most Shocking 'Top Chef' Ousters EVER
Well, hello. Top Chef wraps up its solid fourth season tonight, which means that by the end of the evening, one of the three remaining “cheftestants” will be walking home with the proverbial gold medal. By most accounts, it’s a tight race between the affable Richard (he of the oft-maligned faux-hawk, the dorky puns, and …
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Brody Jenner Needs New Friend to Fill The Spencer Void
Now an update from the ever evolving world of reality whoredom: Brody Jenner will be hosting a reality show to find a new member of his entourage. Not sure who has standards low enough to compete for such a staggering prize, but MTV plans to air it all, from the homoerotic courting rituals to the …
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TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: Every Hog Has Its Day
Well, Top Chef headed down to Puerto Rico last night for part one of its finale, and I have to say, I was none to happy with the results. The outcome was a veritable “FUCK YOU!” to the audience; although, I suppose I can understand the judges’ rationale. Truth is that since we can’t eat …
Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Dumb
Leave it to Heidi and Spencer to upstage the most jaw-dropping photo of the week. For more Speidi escapades in the Magic Kingdom, check out photos of them and their surprisingly wide array of Disney headware at A Socialite’s Life.
Reality TV Destroys Careers, Even For People On 'The Hills'
IT’S SO SAD! Jessica Trent. Gavin Beasley. Elodie Otto. These are the brave souls who selflessly shared their blanks stares, their disapproving glances, and their penchant for Baked Salmon rolls all so we could enjoy that much more of The Hills. And what have they gotten in return? NOTHING. That’s right, ever since landing primo …
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Tyra Banks: A Veritable Mosaic of Emotion
Behold the Tyra Banks school of facial dexterity. You can just barely hear her scolding an ingenue for doing “this” [goofy smile, fluttering eyelids] and not “this” [pursed lips, narrow eyes]. To Tyra’s credit though, only she could pull off this silly collection of smiles with such a gigantic mane of hair. For more insights …
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