'Real Housewives' Get Into A Real Fight!

What a wonderful bit of news to wake up to this morning. There’s a fight brewing off camera on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and guess what? It doesn’t involve Nene and Shereé. No, the two ladies involved in this explosive situation are Kim (not so surprising) and… wait for it… LISA WU HARTWELL. That’s …

TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: New York, New York – It's A Wonderful Town!

Utensils down, hands up! Top Chef is back, and by the looks of this first episode of the New York season, I think we’ll be in for quite the ride, as Tom said. It seems as though we’ve got a nice selection of colorful characters, and while there are some generic, nameless ones in the …

HILLS RECAP: Smooth Moves?

I identified strongly with this latest episode of The Hills because like Audrina Patridge, I too moved to a new home last week, and also like her, I have wonderful new kitchen. Well, maybe not as gleaming as hers, but considering that none of the appliances seem to predate the Bush administration, I’d say that’s …

HILLS RECAP: Australian for Lame

Happy Halloween, everyone! To celebrate today’s festivities, I’m bringing you a recap of a positively SCARY episode of The Hills. And by “scary,” I mean “scary boring,” because that’s what this week was. Sure, there were some fleeting amusing moments (Chiara scolding her Master being prime among them), but the rest was kind of blaaah. …

The Shilling of Molly Hartley

Okay, everyone, I’m blatantly shilling The Haunting of Molly Hartley. I’m working on a script with the producers of this horror movie (out today!), and they’re really cool, nice people; so support their movie! Besides, it’s got Chace Crawford — a.k.a. Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl. Just think of the potential: Nate AND ghosts! He …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Going Once, Going Twice, Not Sold!!!

I should be working on my Hills recap, but seeing that Monday’s show was a bit of a drag, I find myself more drawn to making fun of last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta instead. Poor, poor Deshawn made a fool of herself on a national stage (just like she wanted!) when she organized one …

They Should Just Call The Show 'Vanessa Ruins Everything.'

Vanessa was only in a handful of scenes on tonight’s Gossip Girl, but she still managed to ruin EVERYTHING by planting a seed of distrust in Dan that he later passed along to Blair, who then botched up her big “I love you” moment with Chuck. Anti-LOL on that, yo. It seems like every episode, …

Sandra Lee Sullies The Legacy of Europe's Most Treasured Queens

This past weekend, the Food Network aired a brand new Semi Homemade Halloween special featuring our intrepid hostess Sandra Lee dressed in a variety of regal costumes as some sort of ode to the most memorable queens of history. As you can imagine, the results were eye-opening. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a busty …