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A new supporting character has played a prominent role on this season of The Hills, and her name is Stacie â€â€Ã‚ or as Stephanie Pratt has been prone to calling her â€â€Ã‚ homewrecker, slut, whore, etc.. To me, she’s just “bartender” or “that girl from The Hills” or “that girl from The Hills named Stacie who I …
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Are you excited to read my first ever Lost recap??? Well, sorry. I don’t have one. I don’t watch it. But many people do, and many people recap it, including some douche named Seanie B., who does such a good job that TV Guide has put him on the air to discuss his theories on …
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GIVE THE KID A HANKY (pic courtesy of Rickey.org) I was kind of dreading last night’s episode of American Idol. The theme was “Disco Week,” and this did not portend well for this group of thrushes and troubadours. You see, the major pitfall of the genre is that unless pulled off properly, disco performances will …
“Now I’m a lowercase ‘L’.” It’s funny how bland and boring Kelly Bensimon was at the beginning of this second season of The Real Housewives of New York City. Who would have thought she’d shape up to be the most despised character in the group? I thought she’d simply flit around for a few weeks, …
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On tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, things got tense when the assembled fraus arrived at Kelly Bensimon’s Halloween party, only to discover that their notorious hostess was nowhere to be found. That’s right, Kelly  who proudly served as the letter “A” in her Halloween invites (not to mention the …
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Tonight is another episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, and un case you haven’t been paying attention, Kelly Bensimon â€â€Ã‚ she of the breasts that resemble Newton’s Cradle in action  is kind of the worst ever. In this preview clip for tonight’s show, we see Kelly as she poses for a photographer, …
Phase 2 of Julie Chen’s global domination has now been set into motion. Our favorite mechanical hostess has proven that robots can indeed reproduce, thus signaling the death knell for all human civilization. But while Skynet prepares to model an entire predatory series of machines after The Chenbot, we can take this time to congratulate …
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I believe this picture really brings new meaning to Kelly’s signature put-down “I’m up here, and you’re down here.” One more picture of crooked mammaries after the jump…
Tempers flared on The Amazing Race last night, making for yet another highly enjoyable episode in an already highly enjoyable season. The question remains: whose side do you take? Let’s recap the fight: it all started when the teams of Margie & Luke and Jen & Kisha encountered the same clue box at the same …
In an effort to procrastinate from my real work, I decided to throw together this impromptu photocap of The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. I’m happy to report that the new season, titled The Duel II, seems to be off to an exciting start. CT threw his traditional pre-challenge punch, which got him sent packing back …