American Idol is heading into the final stretch, and more so than ever, the producers are trying to position its contestants as the next biggest star on American radio; so what better way to put your finger on the pulse of today’s youth than by having our wannabees croon to the music of… The Rat …
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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Kelly Bensimon Is Still An Idiot
Oh Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. They don’t get much denser than you now, do they? On last night’s penultimate episode of the Real Housewives of New York City, we once again got a delightful smattering of Lady Bensimon idiocy, starting with her inability to grasp simple metaphors and ending with her bizarre refusal to acknowledge any …
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Dumb Bitch Is Back and Angrier Than Ever!
Last time when this dumb bitch wrote me an angry email, I got pissed and told her to go away. I also happened to have been very hungry at the time and prone to crankiness. Today comes a new entry in psycho-ville. I think it’s clear she didn’t read my previous scourge against her, which …
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HILLS RECAP: Audrina Puts The Ho in Ho-waii!
If it’s smelling particularly floral around this blog of late, that’s because I just took a vicarious trip to Hawaii with the likes of LC, Brody, Audrina, and a whole host of transmittable diseases, courtesy of The Hills. Yes, it was time for The Brodester and his posse of lickspittles to embark on their bros-only …
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APPRENTICE RECAP: The Rivers Wild
So how about that Apprentice? If you didn’t see it, watch it. Or at least watch the video clip at the end of this post. Explosive might be an understatement. I’m not even going to bother with an intro. I’m just gonna get right into the recap…
AMAZING RACE RECAP: Foot Massages and Water Sports
Anyone who blocked out a few hours of time last night to watch The Amazing Race and The Celebrity Apprentice were thoroughly rewarded with a boatload of drama, comedy, and generally fun times. Plus, we got two cliffhangers that both made me want to go run screaming through the streets had I not already locked …
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Bethenny and Kelly Go At It Again
It’s a bit overcast and gloomy here in Los Angeles today, but I’m feeling quite sunny as I know tomorrow brings a second battle between Kelly Bensimon and Bethenny Frankel on The Real Housewives of New York City. In the above clip, we get a brief preview of their fight, and needless to say, it’s …
DEAD CELEBRITIES: Bea Arthur Edition
It’s been a tough yaer for the Golden Girls. First we lost Estelle Getty last July, and now today, the other half of the Petrillo clan, Dorothy Zbornack, has passed away as well. Yes, TV legend Bea Arthur died today at 86 after a battle with cancer. Sadness all around. Hopefully she’ll be able to …
And Now A Message From An Angry Reader
I don’t mind when people are critical of my blog. Heck, my friends pester me about changes I should make all the time. And I understand that you can’t please everyone all the time. That being said, I do have a breaking point. This just arrived from a reader who seems a bit displeased with …
HILLS RECAP: In Treatment
Well, it’s Thursday night, and entirely too many days have gone by since The Hills for there not to be a peep from me on this site. Truth is I only got around to watching it this evening, and because I’ve been busy of late (I know, I know â€â€Ã‚ broken record), I don’t have time …